Not enough words

Posted on October 9, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy

Hi guys, it’s me. Yep, ThePeachy1. As you may have noticed ~~or probably not~~ I have been a little absent. I had some super secret stuff to tend to I will fill you all in with as much detail as I can next week. But you know I am an avid supporter of not posting on the weekend. ~~because I am lazy.~~ ( only for me- I like for other people to post because it gives me stuff to read when I can’t sleep)

To be honest Tuesday and Wednesday were seriously a blur here and by Wednesday night I knew I was probably going to have to disappear like the loch ness monster during tourist season.

At 10:09pm CST on Wednesday I sent an email on Facebook to 4 people who have never met me. Yes they are bloggers. Yes they are funny and yes I consider them my friends. I told them I had to bolt, no explanation, no questions were asked. Within 5 minutes they had it covered, and within a few hours everyone of them responded. They stepped in and covered 2 blogs for 2 days. 4 Posts for me, 4 Posts for you. This isn’t the typical “while you’re at the store would you mind getting me some butter?” type favor people. This is would you mind sharing a piece of you, your writing, yourself on my spot on the internet for my readers without any warning.

So I put aside my stance of refusing to work on the weekends to because it causes global warming FACT ! (Save the polar bears y’all)

I have to dedicate every internet magic sparkle I have to the people who stepped in, stepped up and covered my ass like granny panties. ( Holly I think this earns you the right to any organ I have more than 1 of since this is the eleventy kabillinth time.)

I would love to send them all exotic ~~dancers~~ flowers, chocolates, home made cookies, cheesecake, and ~~vodka~~ fine wine. But I have none of that. So I give them my most sincere appreciation and gratitude. Last time I checked they weren’t accepting gratituted as a form of payment at the power company so if you lovely readers would hop over and check them out, you will more than likely fall in love and ~~stalk~~ follow them just like me.

The Infamous #Sybil to my #Eve Good Golly Miss Holly over at MidWesternMamah

and

The Mysterious Miley- often confused but quite confident and a closet grammar cop.

I spent hours looking for songs on the internet that said thank you. You know what I found out? You get golden girls, sarcasm or a hidden love song, and although I love them madly it didn’t get my point across appropriately of just how much I appreciate what friends will do for each other.

Then I found this. And it was perfect.

I also made the ladies this

my friends covered my ass like granny panties

Now that's serious coverage people.

I hope you all have a splendiferous weekend !

xo

PEACH OUT !

Funny Stuff Friday

Posted on October 8, 2010 by Mysteriously Confused in Funny Stuff Friday

Hey Y’all! I’m Miley, filling in for Peachy again today. If you saw Thursday’s post, you may have learned a little bit about me and the fun with my Facebook page. I have to say, the amount of effort it takes for Peachy to do those posts every week is completely misrepresented – it takes a lot of work to get it all pretty-fied!

If you didn’t catch that blog and don’t feel like checking it out, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I have a little blog here where I ramble about things. I also have a facebook page for my blog. Basically, it’s a place for me to get it all off my chest. Sometimes I rant. Sometimes I talk about school or my kids. Sometimes I get all possessed and start acting like a real human being and on those days, I managed to inspire people somehow. I have no job, basically no social life and a LOT of time to think. So, I write it all out.

I’m also a total nerd. I mean… really. My IQ is creepy high, I like puzzles, I do geeky things and I won’t date people who are terrible spellers or have grammatical issues in their writing. I also have a serious pet peeve about the “words” ‘u’ and ‘r’ and similar abbreviations in text messages. Plus, really, I’m worth the extra letters. Come on people. I am THAT fabulous.

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Fun with Facebook Friends, Miley style

Posted on October 6, 2010 by Mysteriously Confused in FaceBook Fun

I know what you’re thinking “Miley style? WHO?”

Well, Peachy is MIA for a few days and asked for volunteers to help pitch in. Since my facebook is mildly funny, I thought I’d give it a go for her today.

Yes, I know… you don’t know me from Adam OR Eve. So, let me tell you a tiny bit about myself. I’m “Miley” (totally not my name) and I have a nifty little blog here where I ramble about things. I also have a facebook page for my blog, and am connected to the networked blogs. Basically, it’s a place for me to get it all off my chest. Sometimes I rant. Sometimes I talk about school or my kids. Sometimes I get all possessed and start acting like a real human being and on those days, I managed to inspire people somehow. Fortunately for me, I’m possessed a lot lately which is good because I want to be a therapist if I grow up. I love LSU football, so there’s purple & gold there on Saturdays, and if they win there’s boobs (PG-13, guys). I have no job, basically no social life and a LOT of time to think. So, I write it all out.

Unfortunately, I do NOT have any awesome records like being the first link on google for “epic asshattedness” or “Robin Williams’ junk”. I do, however, have friends named Yoga Boy, Army Boy, Mr. Glasses, Jennifer Juniper and The Gunman, along with two kids – The Beave and Munchkin. It should also be known that I have a tendency to be wordy. Yoga Boy is just like me so he never complains. Army Boy says that I’m funny because if he asks a question, I’ll give the back story. Mr Glasses talks about how I make his eyes bleed. Jenn just knows where to go “uh huh” and The Gunman (who I don’t know very well) has made comments about “Wow. You really know how to give ALL the information, don’t you?”

Keep this in mind as you read… Without further ado, here is a peek into the insanity that is my facebook.

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