What’s up you sexy people? Just happened to pop in to amend one of my many Life Manuals, ( like how to get in a low speed police chase, or what to do when you deep fry your hand, typical stuff really) if you know me. If you don’t know me, well, how you have […]
Today I blew my cover in my super secret world wide Gang.. Damnit. All because I ran in a store to grab my mom a treat. I’m not Darkwing Duck, I am… e.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e. Dear punk teenagers with the crotch of your pants lower than your knees, with a cigarette hanging out of […]
And then the stupid rained down upon mankind…. and they danced in it, and smiled, and stomped upon common sense until it was missing from the Earth. Enjoy this chat transcript with a nation wide cell phone company. Please wait while we connect you to a representative. You have been connected to an idiot. […]
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