Fun with FaceBook Friends- Me and Johnny Depp

Posted on September 30, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in FaceBook Fun

Yep it’s that time of the week where I pull a random post straight off my facebook account and share it with you. Remember if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you need way cooler friends feel free to join us.

Recently, a few of the posts I pulled each had over 100 comments. One was about me taking a shower, and one was about my cat suing me. So the past couple weeks I have pulled shorter ones for your viewing pleasure. Lets not forget the one about the Klondike bar. Not that anyone could think it was ok to put a StarFleet Captain in a speedo but I did and it’s there so get therapy if that didn’t pretty much make you freak out and running screaming towards the haz mat shower and eye rinse station then the entire incident of me being attacked in broad daylight by Robin Williams Man junk will surely send you reaching for the boric acid.

So right now your all like whatever, WTF do you mean you know someone who boinked the oft fought over. JD. Well it’s really clear, the more networking and technology we get, the more it’s not so much 6 degrees of separation as it is 4 heck maybe even 3. So I want you to understand that no one commenting on this post, actually knows each other ( or me) in real life, ( except Traci , in yellow) yet somehow I ended up with an absurd amount of friends, friends of friends, and then the ultimate in comedy genius for friends. I love them all equally and they make my world spin.

I have over 1200 friends if I slept with all but 90% minus the school friends, uhm that would still pretty much make me lose my amateur status and going pro is such a hassle you have to find a good ~~pimp~~ sponsor.

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we can all hook up at the family reunion right?

We didn’t follow through with that. ~~yet~~. So don’t go getting any fancy marketing ideas people, this one is all mine, well and the people above, because really, these people, the ones I know, the ones I don’t, the ones who are friends of friends, the ones who are 6, 12, or 39.2 degrees of separation, simply put, make me smile every day.

And I love them like my most comfy pair of pj’s.

XO

PEACH OUT

WTG Wednesday- via my Dad

Posted on September 29, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy

My dad is FTW. Here’s what I woke up to.

1. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

3. Always wear stuff that will make you look good.

4. Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be “Recalled” by their maker.

5. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

6. If you lend someone $100.00 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.

8. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.

9. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

10. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

11. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

12. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

13. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

14. We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty, and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

15. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

WTG Daddy. You rock.

xoxo

PEACH OUT

Tell it Tuesday- Non Advice

Posted on September 28, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Peachy Advice

Tell it Tuesday My NON advice column on BeingPeachy

Please be advised that I have NO expertise ( despite what the massive spam on my site that I block says). Except I remain in the top listing in google for the search term ” epic asshattedness” NOT MAKING THIS UP. Google it. I have been 3 and 4 for over 4 months. and now rank number 1 for “robin willimas man junk” I am so proud. Yes you can sit at my table during lunch, because I love you.

So if you send in your question, which you’re totally welcome to do, to beingpeachy@gmail.com, PULEEZE for the love of baby cheeses know that your advice is coming from someone who is known for “epic asshattedness”.

Dear Peachy,

I am a single mom by choice and my daughter is only 14. She is consistently hell on wheels. Breaking curfews hanging out with bad friends and no telling what else. Homecoming is this weekend and she wants to go with a boy 2 years older than her on a real date where he drives. I told her no. She of course is mad. The dress she wants is inappropriate and I wont buy it. How do I make the peace in a way that I feel is best and get my point across.

signed,

warn down but not out Mom

Dear Warn Down but Not Out Mom- Don’t give up the fight. What I am about to say is not against you, it against the angst filled adorable little snot that is dwelling in your home. Your daughter. She is at that precious age where she knows everything and you are nothing but a stupid clothes washing food/cash vending machine. You pick your battles wisely and draw a line in the sand. If you have to kick her ungrateful little ass all the way to the Mormon section of K-mart for a Homecoming dress to show her what she could be looking at if she can’t learn a very adult thing called comprise which will probably include you taking her and picking her up at Home Coming to avoid her riding in a car with a boy you do not trust. Because honestly she’s 14, not 17, and if little Miss SmartAss wants to be a real twit she can wait until she is 16 to go to homecoming. Your call not hers. Keep up the good work, don’t give in on the big ones Mom. Like I always say, it’s never to early to start making them hate your rules. This makes them want to do good in school get to college get jobs move out. Hang in there. xo ThePeachy1

Dearest ThePeachy1

For the past 4 months every single day around 12:30pm I get a raging headache. I’ve tried Tylenol, Motrin and Advil any advice?

hoping you can help.

Scott

Scott- Stop banging your head in the door on your way back into the office from lunch every day? Just kidding. Maybe? I don’t know. If you are, stop. If not. Uhm. Try B12. Maybe a Dr and an MRI, or even a change of Diet. that regular of schedule is probably something you are doing to yourself, such as caffeine or food. Change up your routine and what you ingest. Please don’t send me questions that require me to actually act helpful this is supposed to be non advice. Damn it. good luck. xo – ThePeachy1

Peaches-

Which is a harder question? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lolli pop? or How much wood does a wood chuck chuck? Thanks.

Inquiring minds.

Dear Inquiring Minds- obviously it’s “which is a harder question?” (PS That’s way more like it.) xo ThePeachy1

That’s it my lovelies.. Take care and feel free to send in any questions you might need non advice for. The general rule is 3 a week every Tuesday. BEINGPEACHY@GMAIL.COM

xo

PEACH OUT