What’s up you sexy people? Just happened to pop in to amend one of my many Life Manuals, ( like how to get in a low speed police chase, or what to do when you deep fry your hand, typical stuff really) if you know me. If you don’t know me, well, how you have […]
Nice try kid.

There I was, snuggled into my bed. Pitch dark in the wonderfully silent house. Surrounded by the 8 pillows and my own especially soft comforter. Sleeping. That’s how I roll. Tap Tap – “mom” OMG OMG I”m up what’s wrong OMG !!! I fling myself out of the bed and assume the stance of […]
Customer Service

Dear Service Providers of the Universe, I have compiled a list of things to help you out with that all elusive things called common sense. I am super nice like that.. 1– please do not have a recording tell me repeatedly that I can do everything on your awesome website, I am familiar […]