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Funny Stuff Friday

Posted on October 8, 2010 by Mysteriously Confused in Funny Stuff Friday

Hey Y’all! I’m Miley, filling in for Peachy again today. If you saw Thursday’s post, you may have learned a little bit about me and the fun with my Facebook page. I have to say, the amount of effort it takes for Peachy to do those posts every week is completely misrepresented – it takes a lot of work to get it all pretty-fied!

If you didn’t catch that blog and don’t feel like checking it out, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I have a little blog here where I ramble about things. I also have a facebook page for my blog. Basically, it’s a place for me to get it all off my chest. Sometimes I rant. Sometimes I talk about school or my kids. Sometimes I get all possessed and start acting like a real human being and on those days, I managed to inspire people somehow. I have no job, basically no social life and a LOT of time to think. So, I write it all out.

I’m also a total nerd. I mean… really. My IQ is creepy high, I like puzzles, I do geeky things and I won’t date people who are terrible spellers or have grammatical issues in their writing. I also have a serious pet peeve about the “words” ‘u’ and ‘r’ and similar abbreviations in text messages. Plus, really, I’m worth the extra letters. Come on people. I am THAT fabulous.

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Fun with Facebook Friends, Miley style

Posted on October 6, 2010 by Mysteriously Confused in FaceBook Fun

I know what you’re thinking “Miley style? WHO?”

Well, Peachy is MIA for a few days and asked for volunteers to help pitch in. Since my facebook is mildly funny, I thought I’d give it a go for her today.

Yes, I know… you don’t know me from Adam OR Eve. So, let me tell you a tiny bit about myself. I’m “Miley” (totally not my name) and I have a nifty little blog here where I ramble about things. I also have a facebook page for my blog, and am connected to the networked blogs. Basically, it’s a place for me to get it all off my chest. Sometimes I rant. Sometimes I talk about school or my kids. Sometimes I get all possessed and start acting like a real human being and on those days, I managed to inspire people somehow. Fortunately for me, I’m possessed a lot lately which is good because I want to be a therapist if I grow up. I love LSU football, so there’s purple & gold there on Saturdays, and if they win there’s boobs (PG-13, guys). I have no job, basically no social life and a LOT of time to think. So, I write it all out.

Unfortunately, I do NOT have any awesome records like being the first link on google for “epic asshattedness” or “Robin Williams’ junk”. I do, however, have friends named Yoga Boy, Army Boy, Mr. Glasses, Jennifer Juniper and The Gunman, along with two kids – The Beave and Munchkin. It should also be known that I have a tendency to be wordy. Yoga Boy is just like me so he never complains. Army Boy says that I’m funny because if he asks a question, I’ll give the back story. Mr Glasses talks about how I make his eyes bleed. Jenn just knows where to go “uh huh” and The Gunman (who I don’t know very well) has made comments about “Wow. You really know how to give ALL the information, don’t you?”

Keep this in mind as you read… Without further ado, here is a peek into the insanity that is my facebook.

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Tell it Tuesday My non Advice Column

Posted on October 5, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Peachy Advice

Please be advised that I have NO expertise ( despite what the massive spam on my site that I block says). Except I remain in the top listing in google for the search term ” epic asshattedness” NOT MAKING THIS UP.  Google it.  (now I rank  for “robin willimas man junk” I am so proud.)  Yes you can sit at my table during lunch, because I love you.

So if you send in your question, which you’re totally welcome to do,  to beingpeachy@gmail.com, PULEEZE for the love of baby cheeses know that your advice is coming from someone who is known for “epic asshattedness”.

Dear Peachy;

My neighbor is seriously pissing me off. We don’t have a fence but we both know our property lines however every time they cut their grass they go 2 trips into our yard.  I have no clue how to handle this but I am ready to just pull my hair out over this. It needs to stop.

signed,

Mowed Down

Dear Mowed Down-   You need bigger problems.  If you are writing me over your grass being cut by your neighbor and that’s not a euphemism for a drug deal gone bad then you should really just go ahead and stand there pulling your hair out in your yard for the world to see because obviously your life is HELL.  WTF is that horrible neighbor thinking .  Peachy

Dear ThePeachy1,

I have been wrangled into the the schools PTO again this year.  So I am stuck selling cookies and wrapping paper and doing fund raisers. I hate it. So many mom’s  escape this wrath and I always get suckered in.  How can I avoid this in the future I hate it and hate these moms.

PTO Party Pooper

Dear PTO Party Pooper-  First,  you probably made the mistake of telling them you are a SAHM, wore clothes, shoes, makeup and a bra to school.  Then you signed something.  Also showing up to school sober is a big mistake.   I find if you yell stuff like ” y’all I can do some early mornings cause I don’t go to sleep right after I get off shift at the strip club”  followed by ” Hey Jimmy and Bobby, tell your Momma your Daddy left his cell phone at my work”  this should get you out of PTO, if not, offer a “strip off”  fund raiser.   xo ThePeachy1

Peaches

My life is upside down I can’t catch a break.  I just found out we are moving from a metro to a very rural area.  We are childless and in our late 30’s.  Nothing country appeals to me.  I am sure I will die.

signed,

City Girl

Dear City Girl- yes you will die.  We are all going to die.  Since you are moving to the rural world it may go faster or slower depending on your attitude and lifestyle.  Go ahead and stock up on the alcohol.  You don’t have kids so plan a lot of city vacations and get aways while enjoying a crime free quite rural country lifestyle .  Also don’t deep fry your hand. It sucks.  xo ThePeachy1

That’s it my lovelies.. Take care and feel free to send in any questions you might need non advice for.  The general rule is 3 a week every Tuesday.   BEINGPEACHY@GMAIL.COM

xo

PEACH O

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