Funny Stuff Friday on Being Peachy

Posted on January 28, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday, It's Juicy

It’s Friday YALL !! Break into celebratory song of choice. Insert cheesy Dance Moves here.

I had to leave my house a couple times this week. (Which made my lawyers nervous.)

In what could only be described as a punch in the uterus, I realized a push up bra and smile wasn’t enough to get that “special” treatment anymore.

It could be that I need push up underwear and I can’t seem to find platform sparklie orthopedic heels? ( theres a market there people don’t forget to cut me in!) I think I got the feel sorry for the old lady discount on my new bedazzler so I can bedazzle my house arrest ankle bracelet from my big public fight. But a discount is a discount.

I am still trying to get my hottie discount

I have no clue who the creator of that is because it came to my email from my husband along with the joke…

“What do older ladies have between their boobs that younger women do not?”

Their bellybutton…

Ok I am starting to think this could be a hint or something. But then I remember the major difference between men and women.

men and women see themselves differantly

who ever drew this nailed it on the head.

But I am really glad I don’t have to deal with things like dating and booty calls. Because my friend Jesse sent me this.

Dear 2 of my Friends- PLEASE PRINT THIS AND USE IT.

But then I got this in my email and I was like bawahahah that’s so funny. Who sent it?

So when I realized I probably just can’t rest on the gaurantee of hotty status for another 40 or so years, I thought maybe I would consider cross training and try being useful and jump on that “cleaning the house” bandwagon.

Really Really Really bad idea. I don’t understand why there are instructions on my shampoo bottle that OBVIOUSLY the world knows how to use. But no no instructions on my Mop, which is where I needed them. Fail, Fail and hold it.. Giant FAIL. other day I almost killed every living thing in my house by turning on the auto clean volcano lava feature on my oven, which was nearly as fantastic as last week when I was showing my son how to build a first in the fire place without using a blow torch ( like my geek husband does), and succeeded and by succeeded I mean had the screeching blaring of 7 smoke alarms going off for 30 minutes and fire department here. In both cases. Smoke billowed around and tried to kill us. Thank goodness I already knew about the gasmasks at Old Navy.

That’s it my friends and now go forth and ROCK this weekend !

XO

PEACH OUT.

* Also this week I was honored to receive the “Stylish Blogger Award” from Sunny Sings the Blues and my Daughters Guest Blog over at The Pits titled “Sam I am” garnered the “LOL” award from Bran~Muffin. Much thanks to both of them and the awards have been added to my award page above !

Fun With FaceBook Friends Thursday-BeingPeachy

Posted on January 27, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in FaceBook Fun

Yep it’s that time of the week where I pull a random post straight off my facebook account and share it with you. Remember if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you need way cooler friends feel free to join us.

Remember the days of the posts I pulled each had over 100 comments. One was about me taking a shower, and one was about my cat suing me. Not that anyone could think it was ok to put a StarFleet Captain in a speedo but I did and it’s there so get therapy and move on. So here’s just a drop into my recent asshattery I hope that you will join us on FaceBook.

state of the union obama being peachy fun with facebook friend thepeachy1

I had no clue where this would go, I try not to discuss politics or religion on facebook.

Remember way back in school you start a paper by a thought, then you tell them what your going to tell them, tell them other things then end it with what you told them? yeah that’s my face book, but the beauty of it is, it comes from 1200 points of view. In a fun and friendly fashion. I love my facebook friends, seriously like vodka sauce on cheesecake.

xo

PEACH OUT

WTG- Wednesday- More Jokes from my Daddy

Posted on January 26, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy

If you are a follower chances are you have been privy to my secret WMD (Wonderful Mulit- forwarding Daddy).. My daddy is 79, he is awesome. Some technology may elude him but there is one thing this man has mastered. He can forward 278.5 emails to all 822 people in his contact list 10+ times a day. His priceless passing on of humor from his veteran buddies, former county co workers and anyone he has ever met at a gas station in any state. Because if you meet him and your not a total asshat you are GETTING ON HIS EMAIL LIST.

ENJOY !

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The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a ‘Vote for Obama’ hat and a ‘Save the Trees’ shirt.

The man was screaming and struggling frantically,
thrashing all about, and trying to free himself
from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing ‘Go Sarah’ shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a ’44 magnum slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions!” he proudly proclaimed. “I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, “Who the heck was that guy?”

“Dude, that was the Pope,” another replied “He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.”

“Well,” the logger said, “he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn’t know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?”

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Daddy sent me this. Since he has had 3 wives he’s kind of an expert on this.

So there ya go, Wednesday giggles from my Daddy- WTG Daddy!

xo

PEACH OUT

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