Dadturday

Posted on June 19, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy

Sometimes you try real hard to make a cute new word and it ends up containing the word Turd. Like today. DadTURDay. But since it’s for Dads it’s ok, cause all boy/guys/men love fart and turd humor? Right, if not please send in your complaints and I will have my ( ahem) staff handle that. ( all complaints are forwarded to my stupid Dalmatian, so good luck with that..)

So today I want to introduce you guys to a few of the Great Guy Bloggers out there. ( I couldn’t fit everyone on here sorry..) So I narrowed it down to these guys who are so creative and when they step on the field they BRING IT.

*Mandatory disclaimer *As most of you know my Dear Husband the Droid is an awesome guy and adopted our 2 oldest and never missed a school function and blah blah yeah he’s wonderful, it almost pains me to write that sappy stuff, seriously I will just dance for his present.

*Other Mandatory disclaimer*My own Daddy is amazing and funny and still sends me forwarded email, like thousands EVERY DAY, because I don’t think he knows how to “create” or ” reply” to an email but instead only sees the “forward” button. I love him he rocks. ( please note I am pretty sure my Dad does not read my blog, but if he does, I was totally kidding about Dancing for the Droid, I would never do that Daddy, ~~sober~~ EVER. )

So I have all the mandatory disclaimers out of the way and I want to share with you these awesome Dad’s who rock so hard Aerosmith ask them for tips. If I were a real journalist or professional I would have interviewed them. But that would have been all work like and you know I am against that. So I just pulled an event, post, or picture from their blogs and instead tell you MY personal view on what they do.

IN HONOR OF FATHERS DAY HERE ARE SOME
GUY BLOGGERS I ADORE.

Jason Mayo, from OutNumbered

– He lives in the house of Estrogen, and rather than trying to fight it, he embraces it, smart guy. When asked to take his turn reading to his daughters class, he actually wrote a BOOK. Did you hear me people, HE WROTE A BOOK, just to read at his daughters class. I phone in my turn at snack day, I can’t even imagine the amount of time love and dedication this guy put in. Then like a remarkable person he made it a fundraiser for a good cause. You might as well get in line and order yours now. It even has a facebook page.” Do Witches Make Fishes?” So just in case your not already thinking OMG he’s friggin fantastic here’s a little video just to push your emotions over the edge. From his post titled ” I don’t need No Stinking Boy”

Light Dressing bawaha *snort* Now that’s a Dad folks.

This next guy, is known only as ” Why is Daddy Crying?“.

I would reveal his secret identity but then you would all have to die, so really I am doing you a favor by just letting you read his blog. It covers everything from Running to Beer, from Fantasy to reality. Cat puke, wet children, birthday cakes and boobies. He admits his flaws and overwhelming feelings while breaking down what a crappy terrorist he would be. He uses words from Animal House and he’s kind of like the really honest guy best friend that let’s you in on what they are really thinking. You can go to his blog and type any word in the search and come up with a post worth reading. So on Monday you can imagine my delight when the Film ” Why is Daddy Crying” had it’s surprise debut. Yep here’s the film and it pretty much sums it all up.

This awesome brain child happened when “Why is Daddy Crying” and his friend JC Little (AKA@LittleAnimation on Twitter) did a mash up. You can see the interview here. Pure Genius JC that was brilliant. LittleAnimation has a great site for kids here.

Next up we have “The True Ninja ” Jim Lin- at BusyDadBlog

his alter ego is a business professional but we all know he’s a ninja in real life and his blog will make you laugh and with his newest little ninja in pink he walked us thru every step even converting the man cave into a nursery. In 2009 he was Mr May on the “Hot Blogger Calendar“, and guess what he’s won Mr January for 2011. He’s even been turned into a Comic Strip at Busy Dad Comics. If that’s not enough for you to slip on your stalker shoes he was also honored by T-Mobile on June 17 2010 for fathers day, he is their facebook profile photo.

T-Mobile’s Father’s Day celebration continues with Jim Lin from The Busy Dad Blog. He says, “Ask your doctor if fatherhood is right for you. Side effects may include disorientation, humming kiddie pop at work, limited DVR space, and dependence on mac n cheese. Be sure to get 8 hrs sleep before fatherhood because you never will again. Ever.”

They are all ninjas..

WTG Mr. Ninja man… the force is strong with you and your little team.

Now that you have met the Ninja, let me introduce you to a SuperHero at DadUnmasked.

He’s a dad of 2 little girls who is putting on his cape daily without even realizing he is doing it. He is an 80’s music dream DJ, and in case you didn’t figure it out he has an affection for comics, super hero’s and sci fi. So that makes him high in the rankings on this Geek Girls rating system. Oh wait did I mention he aced Calculus? Yeah I know.. So when one of his SUPERBLY ADORABLE little girls came home to teach him the “Florida Alphabet” he shared the audio with us .

So now that you’re all going wow, those are some great dads, and I am all like “YOUR WELCOME” or maybe even “I TOLD YOU SO!” Go forth and friend, follow or stalk from a distance these great men. You may want to even accidentally leave their blogs up on your husbands computer as a subliminal hint. Men like my Daddy, The Droid and the guys above are raising our future leaders and philosophers. This would be a great time to make friends with those peoples Daddy’s.

So to all you Dad’s out there. Thank you.

A father is a guy who has snapshots in his wallet where his money used to be.” ~Unknown

PEACH OUT…

Funny Stuff Friday- Dads

Posted on June 18, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday

Hello Friday bring on the Funny Stuff.. Oh yeah so this entire fathers day thing is this weekend so today all my funny stuff will be dedicated to Dads. Since I am not going to go and buy anything and ate the macaroni instead of making a picture. Sorry.

So the droid has a t-shirt our daughter gave him about 6 years ago. It’s red and says.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

That pretty much sums it all up. He would wear it to little league ball games, parent teacher meetings and even to work one day. Odd how many people didn’t get it, but our Daughter did at just 14 years old.

So here are some random dad funnies.. Like this one from my Friend Traci, you know the one, the Breaking and Entering Fairy. Here’s a little video featuring a way cool dad and his Swagger Wagon.

and what would today be without the all american dad we have grown to love

admit it. Bart deserves it.

then there is this guy who you have all probably seen but surely get’s an A+ for creativity. I mean with an imagination like that someone should offer him a marketing job, it’s gotta be better than those friggin caveman commercials.

homeless guy with a sign about ninjas killing his dad

The sentiment is sad but it’s a great marketing plan.

marketing win !

and the attempting to be cool dad , always understanding, but way out of date dad.

I really wouldn't know what to say either.

Can’t leave out the ultimate absentee father… which these 2 little boys did a parody of with a different ending and a nice twist. Good job little dudes.

and then you have insane things like a place where you can get Celebrity look alike sperm. But seirously, do you want a baby that looks like Kevin Bacon or David Spade ? Sure David is funny, but if you can’t find a little rat looking desperate guy at closing time at least go for Brendan Fraiser or Eddie Vedder sperm. And how can they tell those little tadpoles look like famous people anyway, those must be powerful microscopes. I thought all sperm looked alike, color me educated now.

There are all kinds of Dads out there. But Hallmark only covers the good ones, so I am trying to help out by making you a couple cards for the dads that aren’t hallmark material. ( you can click on them to make them bigger if you need to, your welcome.)

when you don't care enough to send the best

and

I would like to Thank Alcohol for making me possible

let’s wrap this up with an actual commercial dedicated to awesome daddys everywhere, and oh yeah it’s funny too.

So that’s it for your Funny Stuff Friday- The Dad Edition.. I hope all you fathers have an awesome day, ok not all you fathers but the nice fathers, and remember none of us would be here if it weren’t for them.

( a special shout out to the Moms that are both Mom and Dad, and to the Dad’s that are Mom and Dad.. you guys rock !)

bow to the superior Brad Finn

PEACH OUT.

Think about it Thursday

Posted on June 17, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in FaceBook Fun

Well thank you all for the support of my feature ( am too ashamed to call it an advice column). That’s on Tuesdays, so make sure to send me questions at beingpeachy@gmail.com . It’s kind of like getting advice from the magic 8 ball or Lucy from Peanuts expect mine is free and please don’t shake me. I also have to send mad props out to all my readers, friends and flies caught in my spider web for their participation in my blog, guest writers, blog comments and facebook comments I really love you dudes.

So today is Tell it Thursday. This is where I feature my Facebook account because seriously people. If you aren’t using your Facebook like my friends do then your doing it wrong. The enlighten me, teach me lessons but best of all they make me laugh daily. After FB threads like the one where Ed revealed his 2 awesome glands and Traci turning the stink eye into Cornholio this tradition had to be born, and what better place then on my blog.

So what happens when you have all these Facebook friends and you post 5 little words? 24 comments of laughter..

With out any further delay.. I bring you my facebook status from Monday.

Jen knows every lyric to every song. Amazazing...

facebook comments 24 funny comments to a 5 word status

my magic 8 ball says there may be some blocking in your future.

last night even my husband spelled my name wrong?

So let’s find the morals in this story. 1- Jen knows every song every recorded. 2- Briggs Dr punked him by pretending to give him antibotics which were really Shrooms. 3- some young guy had ME confused with a girl his age, an easy stupid girl his age. 4- I was responsible for sticking a song in someones head all day. 5- My husbands niece doesn’t know us, or else she would realize I am the dance 1/2 nekkie freak not her Uncle. And 6- people on high doses of meds or alcohol or both should not be allowed on FB or twitter. ( I know this from personal experience and Matt just proved it.) oh yeah you probably picked up on 7- I am a possessive freak who will stab someone for my husband the droid, especially when I am feeling all stabby..

Tomorrow is FREAKIN FRIDAY people that means we survived another week, which may or may not have had at least 3 mondays in it.

PEACH OUT