Yep it’s that time of the week where I pull a random post straight off my facebook account and share it with you. Remember if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you need way cooler friends feel free to join us.
Recently, a few of the posts I pulled each had over 100 comments. One was about me taking a shower, and one was about my cat suing me. So the past couple weeks I have pulled shorter ones for your viewing pleasure. Lets not forget the one about the Klondike bar. Not that anyone could think it was ok to put a StarFleet Captain in a speedo but I did and it’s there so get therapy if that didn’t pretty much make you freak out and running screaming towards the haz mat shower and eye rinse station then the entire incident of me being attacked in broad daylight by Robin Williams Man junk will surely send you reaching for the boric acid.
So right now your all like whatever, WTF do you mean you know someone who boinked the oft fought over. JD. Well it’s really clear, the more networking and technology we get, the more it’s not so much 6 degrees of separation as it is 4 heck maybe even 3. So I want you to understand that no one commenting on this post, actually knows each other ( or me) in real life, ( except Traci , in yellow) yet somehow I ended up with an absurd amount of friends, friends of friends, and then the ultimate in comedy genius for friends. I love them all equally and they make my world spin.
I have over 1200 friends if I slept with all but 90% minus the school friends, uhm that would still pretty much make me lose my amateur status and going pro is such a hassle you have to find a good
We didn’t follow through with that.
yet. So don’t go getting any fancy marketing ideas people, this one is all mine, well and the people above, because really, these people, the ones I know, the ones I don’t, the ones who are friends of friends, the ones who are 6, 12, or 39.2 degrees of separation, simply put, make me smile every day.
And I love them like my most comfy pair of pj’s.
Oh that cracks me up especially since I personally know the person with the “Brousins”. And yes I have the word “brousins” trademarked.
Ha Ha – you really do know some very strange people, don’t you?? ( inserting evil laughter here )
Holly- you know you are my bestest strange people. Justin- dude, Brousins is so not trademarked by you, there’s family down the road and all their eyes are on one side of their head, like a mullet ( not the hair the fish) you got no clue the depths of this areas DNA dixie cup.
Ask Miley, I did say that term in regards to her younger brothers. I may not have been the first to say it, but it was the first time I had ever used it and heard it before.
dude I believe you I have a shitton of words I thought I invented and you Google it and it’s there and I am like you damn psychic quicker to the draw mofos
Yea, Justin is the one who coined the phrase brousins in relation to me. Although, to be fair, it was on our SECOND date that he asked if my brothers were my cousins. It’s the only time he’s ever been speechless for any length of time. I wish I could say my people are from a different gene pool than your dixie cup but… they aren’t.
We all live in a yellow dixie cup, yellow dixie cup… sing along now.