No wonder I can’t leave the house- Moronic Monday

Posted on January 24, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy, Moronic Mondays

thepeachy1 gets in a fight on moronic monday kill bill style

Hi guys, it’s here, Monday. With a nip in the air and it’s basically laughing in our face letting us know it’s going to attempt to fall us like a huge oak tree onto a roof of our local happy spot. It’s our job to punch monday in the throat/crotch and show it who is boss. I can’t help you, but I give you this ammo in hopes it will be like Monday butt kicking red bull to help you through your day.

We all know I ~~avoid~~ rarely go into public, because it’s against my ~~religion~~ laywers advice.

I recently got in a huge fight- things were said ” like “

” I will rip your weave out” ( they said)

” Somebody hold my earrings” ( I said)

” you better step off” ( they said)

” you better have brought a lunch buddy this a lot of butt to be kicking” ( I said )

and then it just kind of got crazy from there. These aren’t quotes because my ~~crappy~~ photographic memory is in the shop but I am nearly sure that’s ~~exactly~~ how it started probably.

IN BREAKING NEWS-

I have just been informed there was a video of it, and they expect it to published on line sometime tomorrow night or wed morning. What this means is.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

This also means that you are reading the writings of a full grown adult who has no right to be in public. ( probably why I have a bail bondsman on retainer at all times).

Do I really need to explain that I am a moron anymore people? Isn’t it really clear?

I hope that when this goes viral you guys like me enough to say nice things about me because I do not have the funds to purchase public support.

I will keep you posted but this was made for me and I can only imagine that it’s some type of movie poster/film trailer/ toilet paper lead in to what is about to happen.

: if you don’t know JC Little, your life is probably a little empty.

click here to visit JC Little. The animated woman. Also if you’re not already following her on twitter just go ahead and do it, if you don’t like her, you can punch me in my virtual face. @LittleAnimation

I have to go now. I have to meet my ~~parole office~~r new Doctor in less than an hour and I still smell like a road kill armadillo.

So go out and Kick Monday in the Junk. Take my Epic Asshattedness with you as armor into battle and then report back. I can’t leave the house after they put my new ” ankle jewlery” on today.

xo

PEACH OUT

* Also I got an award from TheTameOne at http://thetameone.blogspot.com/ I will be adding it to the awards page and talking about it later, you really shouldn’t be late for these kind of appointments.*

Funny Stuff Friday- Fasting

Posted on January 21, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday

I am fasting for blood work so I am phoning this funny stuff friday in via things you guys have sent me in emails. This blog is really 100% you guys. Seriously I love you for it, and I love you for your support. This was my first place of interaction on the internet where I got to know most of you and where most of you got to know me. Thank you,

Revenge is a dish best served on a car tag

how to ruin a romantic night with a canon ball - #sexfail

drawerer droppers.. panty parites. whoopies

whoopsie daisys..

So go forth enjoy your weekend and get your laugh on….

XO

PEACH OUT

Steven Tyler Dude looks like Janice Dickenson but will bring back American Idol- Fun with FaceBook

Posted on January 20, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in FaceBook Fun

It’s fun with Facebook friends time, and as you know the new facebook has been pretty much trying to kill me and end this feature. But thanks to an Epic Event last night on TV I have some play by play of everything you need to know via my sick twisted lovely brilliant friends. This is how it started.

Steven Tyler American Idol Judge 2011- photo credit Pop on Pop

Photo credit to Pop on POP http://poponthepop.com/2010/08/aerosmith-bassist-tom-hamilton-confirms-steven-tylers-judging-am/

is that frown surgical or gravitational, like my boobs

and the step by step commentary began, and I must say it was sparkley, like unicorn farts

american idol 2010 premier commentary play by play on facebook about steven tyler

dirt under his lip. it's an "understache" it's all the rage this year !

season 10 american idol steven tyler jennifer lopez, premier commentary and review,

COMMENT WINNER ALERT - GOES TO CHRIS- " it's Janice Dickenson !"

steven tyler will save idol, bringing audiences back with humor and grace

by the time you see this I am sure the WRECK dance/song thing I saw will be sadly viral. Which is an affront to all life just as much as snookie publishing a book when she can't read.

4 out of 5 dentist agree steven tyler will bring back ai popularity

in conclusion we all agree Steven Tyler will save American Idol

Also Randy was always a douche but Simon was a bigger douche so his douche outshined Randy’s douche so now Randy will finally have his doucheness recognized but he wont have anyone to follow since he is trully just a follower.

Steven Tyler will lead this show to any populatirity and there will be sex scandles and it will be juicy I can’t wait

Jennifer Lopez sold out and is too skinny I miss her big old butt, I hope she is able to toughin up a bit or this is going to be like Karaoke Idol.

No one knows why Megan is talking about Kujo.

Happy Thursday sexy people. If your not my Facebook friend consider this your invite. Send me a request I am easy, trust me. You can sit at my table.

xo

PEACH OUT

* Miss Nikki at MyCyberHouseRules totally pimped me out and now I owe her boat loads of money because she has a killa pimp hand. But I told her her check was in the mail which is funny because she moved from Canada to California and MAILED everything she owns to herself, which I find HILARIOUS ! Check my awards page here and my pimping by her here.