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Hurricane been there done that. Be prepared

Posted on August 26, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy, Peachy Advice, The Peachy Tree

Dear Friends and Followers,  I am watching a satellite photo of this monster Irene in the Atlantic, looking carefully at the computer models. Remembering, hurting.  This storm is so big, yes it’s also powerful and it’s looking so huge that if you were to take the entire storm and put it in the Gulf it would completely fill the Gulf of Mexico.   So if you are on the East Coast, I need to share the honest not fun truth with you.  I hope you listen, I hope it helps.

 

I live on the Gulf of Mexico.  At one time part of my GVT job was to activate Civil Defense.  Unfortunately Hurricane Andrew happened during the 6 year span I had that chore, it was my first from the Civil Defense side.  I have also lived through and experienced Hurricane Fredrick, Elanea, Georges, Ivan, and Katrina.  Along with the kazillion little storms that were near hits or didn’t do enough personal damage to me that I would remember.  I need EVERYONE to understand that no matter the category, the size alone is pushing  an amazing amount of water.  I lost a house to a tropical storm via a run off drainage ditch that normally had only 1 inch of water in it. When the circulation moves the water into these areas, you can and will be affected. Major cities are filled with glass,  I have seen a stop sign completely pierce a 4 foot circumference tree.   How do you think a sheet of glass will hold up to something as silly as a coke can thrown by your hand, now, triple that and think about it .

I am from the School of “Better safe than sorry”  thought.  Not panic, but self preservation.  It has served me well. Yes some locals have laughed that I packed up, boarded up or even took a mini vaca further in land, while they boast how they didn’t even notice or watched it from their porch.  In 2005 everything changed. My school of thought and my gut feelings helped my family to survive.

I have family and friends that stayed, most ended up homeless.  All of us ended up changed.  Some swam for their life in the dark with the sound of a thousand trains swirling around and battered by debris consisting of everyone belongings between the ocean them collected over their entire lives.  I am not trying to scare anyone, but I am trying to make a point.  Having a relative rescue the family on his young basic instinct and grabbing an ax as he rushed his friends family to their attic and then proceeded to cut through their roof when the rising water approached their sweaty, shaking, crammed in the darkness of an attic bodies, nestled in their extremely expensive,  far from the ocean home on a golf course.

My point here is, the Hurricanes do not care about age, race, financial status or your ability to be prepared.   It is up to YOU!

I see tons of Hurricane kits around, the lists are out there and yes you should find the most concise one and make sure you have filled it However after loosing property in 4 hurricanes I have learned a few things.  I will now pass these on to you and you can take what applies to you, throw away the rest, but this is my actual HURRICANE PLAN.

1- Begin filling freezer with bottles of water, You need a LOT of frozen water.  You know you need enough water to last you no less than 3 days, if it’s a cat 3 or higher or a direct hit, you actually need no less than 7 days worth of water for each person,  the general rule is 1 gal a day per person, you decide 3 days or 5.   Also by going ahead and filling empty soda or sports drinks bottles or milk jugs and putting them in the freezer when the power goes out this will allows some of your food items to stay good up to 1 day longer than if you didn’t have frozen water to keep things cool.

2-When the storm is getting close,  clean your bathtubs, then fill them with water, fill buckets with water and place by each toilet, you can use this to flush your toilets.  Of course you can buy boatloads of bottled water, but I find if I start a couple days before the storm I can fill up a lot of buckets, large containers and bottles with water from my tap thus saving me $ for the aftermath.  If you can find water purification tablets get them, if not make sure you have a few gallons of NON scented bleach.  ( Google now how to purify water and PRINT IT)

2a- Wash all your clothes, this luxury may not be accessible for weeks. Go ahead and make sure all your clothes and linens are clean,ready and put up in a high area or garbage bags or plastic tubs, this includes shoes.  After Katrina, for weeks, all the obvious social economic stereo types were gone, as business men and officials were sweaty and in old dirty clothes just like everyone else.  Also go ahead and mop and vacuum, get all dishes clean,  these things you may not be able to do for a week or so after the storm

3-Begin eating your freezer foods, chances are your power will go out, could be 12 hours or 2 weeks.  You do NOT want to deal with a freezer full of rotting food. Trust me.  Go ahead and eat the meat in your freezer and fridge.   This will also help you start to clear space for your bottles of water.

4- Stock up your food-  crackers, energy bars, cereal bars, canned ham, bread, crackers, peanut butter,  shelf meals,  remember buy things you can eat without needing an over and preferably do not need a stove.  You can use your grill to cook OUTDOORS so make sure your propane tanks are full and you have a spare, OR,  get a bag of charcoal or 2, which you can use in any grill.  Be willing to sacrifice your pans to the grill for food that needs cooking.  You need 3 meals, and 2 snacks for each person for no less than 1 week. Put it in a Rubbermaid tub.

5-GRAB YOUR CAMERA OR PHONE- go ahead and take pictures of each room, the high $ things in each room, such as TV, computers, stove, oven, artwork, furniture, include the garage, and the same thing for your cars and boats.  These pictures will assist you with any insurance hassles afterwards,  take all the pictures and video you can inside and out,  then  download them to your laptop and then onto a flash drive.  If you have to file an insurance claim this will help you.

6- BACK UP ALL YOUR IMPORTANT DATA-  if you have access to a server ( not on the east coast) go ahead and back up your files, if not, save it to a seperate flash or an external hard drive then place in your water proof plastic tub ( large rubbermaid type tub).  Along with artwork, family photos and important documents such as deed, mortgage, lease, birth certificates, pass ports, insurances ( health, life, home, car) and your jewelry or family heirlooms.

7- Charge your laptops, cell phones and cameras,  then have all the usb chargers and car chargers ready.   If you are using a standard pc tower and are leaving take it with you, if you are staying, place your pc tower in a plastic tub and place high ie: top of your fridge.

8- Cinderblocks and chairs,   Put your washer, dryer, and other high $ appliances up on cinder blocks, if you get less than 1 ft of water in the house this will save them.  Same thing with couches and chairs.   Then take your kitchen chairs, and raise all beds by placing a chair under the headboard and a chair under the footboard, this will protect your mattresses/boxsprings if you get less than 2 feet of water. then cover with tarp, but cover them UNDER the appliance or furniture and then fold the edges UP over the item.   Dust tape is your friend.

9- Move all furniture and appliances like your TV or dressers AWAY from windows and if you can place them on blocks that’s great, also cover things with tarps.

10- Bring everything you can inside.  A potted plant, porch swing, or windchime can and will go through your window, or your neighbors,  so bring it inside, anything you leave out is a potential projectile.  BUT DO NOT USE YOUR GRILL OR A GENERATOR IN YOUR HOUSE OR GARAGE, this is deadly, and in every storm you hear of a family dying due to them using the generator in their house or garage, DO NOT DO THIS.

11-Flashlights, battery operated lanterns, and Glowsticks,  you need them, also if you can find a hand crank radio ( usually at large home improvement stores, it will help you stay aware,  yes you will crank it but honestly you and the kids have little else to do and it saves your batteries for other things, like lanterns and FANS.. yes friends when the storm is over you will be in this ridiculous heat, therefore you need fans, read my comments as readers have suggested battery operated fans from $5 and up.   We have a generator, and a kazillion extension cords, with that we powered 5 box fans which helped us all. Also stay cool by dipping rags/hand towels in water, ring out and then roll and place around back of neck, this does help.

 

 

12- Be prepared for cell service to go out, you need to appoint a person, friend or family member as the POC, Point of Contact.  Tell them your plan A, and then your plan B,  as in, if we aren’t here, we will be here, or plan B, we will be here.  Then alert everyone else who your POC is.   Don’t assume you will be able to communicate.   Send mass email now, alerting everyone to plan A and plan B and who your POC is.

13- Medications,  if anyone in your family needs medication,  GO FILL IT, the pharmacies and Doctors should be handling this over the phone right now via a phone message.  Stock up and keep it with you.  Also go ahead and get OTC benadryl,  ibprofin, and a first aid kit.  You will be taking a ride back to life in the 1820’s it was hard work to survive then, but they did it and you can to, hang in there and use all your modern help,  ace bandages, neosporin, and ibprofin.  If you have a baby, make sure you have 1 full week of supplies, diapers, baby food, formula or whatever the baby needs.

14-  Trust your gut not your pride.  If you have a feeling in your gut you need to leave, do it, screw pride, I would rather be prepared, leave and then find out nothing happened, then “act” brave and go through the possibility of the event.   I can tell you that if you have children 12 or under, you should just leave, the PTSD on children is very high if they have went through a hurricane,  the noises alone are worse than any horror movie on the planet,  then add in the fear, the darkness, the water, and the possibility of them fighting for their life.  Honestly just go, please go.

15-  If you have children, have activities on hand,  coloring books, puzzle, notbookes, and held video games ( charges) AND THE BIGGEST THING OF ALL-  earphones plugged into laptop playing DVD movies, or a musical play list.  This is important to help drown out the terrifying sounds.

15- Love thy geek.  With house and cell service out, you need an ubber geek..  one that will find a way to power his HAM radio,  this will allow you to get messages out becuase a local HAM operator will be able to reach all of the US, and Canada and a million other places, the HAM people on the other end will have service and contact your POC

16- Love they geek a little more-  You can file for FEMA  and insurance claims on line the day after the storm.  So you need a geek who can and will power his laptop then allow you to file,  If you are that geek ( as we were)  we took the boards off the windows and spray painted, free water, file FEMA, insurance and contact family here.   3 hours a day we used our generator to power laptops and routers so that we could allow people the tngs you may consider small now, but will indeed be huge later.

So that’s stuff they don’t really tell you,  if you can have tons of baby wipes or wet ones around rubber gloves, bleach, trash bags and tarps, combined with the above steps and everything else they say, then you have a chance to be less desperate in the worst case scenario.  Fill your cars, lawnmower, Generator (if you have one) with gas, then fill at least 2 or 3 gas cans,  if the Gas stations in the cities around you are blown away you need to have enough gas to get to a working station, after the storm you can use your car for AC and to charge electrical devices assuming you have purchased car chargers or have a converter ( awesome device that changes car charger into a standard multi outlet.)

Children under 6, People over 65, anyone near water, river, ocean,  or even a run off ditch.  Anyone with Asthma,  or any breathing issue needs to go.  When the barometric pressure drops, breathing gets harder, also the things that will be in the air and water during and after the event can trigger breathing issues for those susceptible.

 

If you stay. That is your choice, your right.  But don’t think if things go really bad and you are fighting for your life that you can call 911.  The police, fire and ambulances want to help you, and will often stay on the line until you lose connection, but they can NOT reach you, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN UNTIL THE STORM PASSES.  Remember that,  several first responders  were injured or died trying to get to a family during storms.  So if you stay, don’t get mad that no one came to save you.  You must save yourself  and anyone you are responsible for.  If you are ok with that, fine.  I know many that did it, and regretted it.   Just please leave PLEASE I beg you.  If you have yourself totally perpared.  Please check on single moms, families with a deployed family member and the elderly.  They may want to do these thing but can’t do it alone.  This is the time for your community to income together. Have a pre-storm neighborhood or building meeting,  know everyone’s plan A and plan B,  then help each other by designated 1 person in the group to handle a task.  After the storm have another meeting to figure out who needs what and how you can help each other.

Tornadoes not only cause extreme surge and influx of water to even inland people, but they have sustained winds, and can spin off tornadoes,   So when the first feeder bands start hitting, find an inner room with no windows, hallway, bathroom whatever, go ahead and make pallets or pull a childs mattress in there, and get ready to do what we Hurricane vets call “hunkering down”.

Please go to the National Hurricane Center to learn the basics and help get prepared.

My thoughts are with you guys, be prepared, keep us posted.  Prepare for the worst but hope for the best.

 

xo

PEACH OUT

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The Mafia, the FEDS and my family

Posted on August 23, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy, The Peachy Tree
The Mafia is after us

Hi guys,  I have just had an epi pen.  Wait, that was auto correct.  I had an epiphany.  Well it’s more of a conspiracy theroy   Ok possibly it’s a brain fart but really think this through with me.

 

Remember last week the ” Murder Caper Investigation”  going on here, I listed only 3 suspects based on circumstantial evidence.   If you don’t know about the murder that took place in my house?  Then click here to find out WTH I am talking about.

 

Recent events have prompted further investigation and that lead to the Brain Fart Conspiracy Theory epiphany.  Let me fill you super sleuths on the new uncovered facts and you can unreasonably jump to your scientifically develop own twisted  theories.

 

Fact 1-  2 times during July of 2011  me, the Droid and the Prince spent over 4 hours with “the Feds” ( code for IRS)

Fact 2-  My husband, The Droid,  is an underboss in the Mafia.  ( code for he is a complete and uder addict to the game mafia wars.)

Fact 3-  My husband, The Droid, is so addicted to the extreme level that he believes that is the ONLY use for Facebook, and even though in real life he has 1 friend,  Me, and I am paid to be his friend, yet he has over 2200 friends on facebook simply for his mafia wars game. He attends on line meetings and sacrifices sleep or family events to participate in his addition Mafia Wars. Which proves it’s an addiction, deeply involved with the Mafia and is obviously a KingPin.

Fact 4-  There was a murder in my house and I asked for your help to solve it last week ( click here for a new window and the info)

Fact 5-The Mafia was taken down back in the day by the Feds ( code for IRS)

Fact 6- Over the past weekend, The Droid and I spent many hours sticking our face in blenders and then pouring battery acid on them,  working on preparing Fed Documents and information for the last 8 years ( code for stabbing ourselves with pencils while we tried to review, amend several years of GVT documents that involve math and math is freaking hard)

Fact 7- Sunday our power was “out” for several hours, prompting us to stay in a pack because we all know when theirs a murderer under the same roof as you, the WORST thing to do is to split up into groups or have sex.   Either of those acts allow the murderer to kill you dead.

Fact 9- Yesturday I went to the FEDS with all our notes, books and documents  and spent close to 7 hours with the FEDS.

Fact 20-  When I got home the AC was broken.

Fact 11-  it’s only 730am and here in the deep south that means we are already under a heat advisory.

Fact 12- sticking bags of frozen peas in my bra and panties nearly makes sense when you are dealing with this kind of heat, because your brain stops any logical thought process and can only see you wearing a snorkel and flippers in a tub of ice water, or that you will indeed be cooler if you built your own spaceship and traveled to the sun so you could do step aerobics.

Having these new  seemingly unrelated facts, I immediately started blaming everyone and their dog, I being to think “what if they are not related?”

Putting the pieces together with my melted brain that is thinking frozen corn on the cob is not as good of a choice for cooling your underwear as frozen peas obviously genius investigative skills I deduced the following theory.

We are under attack by the Mafia. Due to my husbands association with the Mafia ( wars). They became suspicious when we were talking with the FEDS ( IRS). The throw pillow was murdered last week as a warning. ( but they should have left a note or sent a text because I assumed it was one of my jerkface adorable pets.

Having bugged our house while murdering the throw pillow to send us a “message”, they heard us talking about the FEDS and talking about putting together the reports and handing over the books .

They interrupted our power yesterday for several hours to inhibit our ability to complete our reports to the FEDS.  However they were completely unaware that  we would crank up the hurricane generator to power the laptops ONLY.  Instead of the fridge or lamps, because who needs food and light when you can power your laptop?

We all left yesterday to do our errands and I spent many all day with the FEDS ( IRS).

When I finally got home around 5pm,  our AC was not working, pulled a box fan out of the Hurricane stash and sat in my underwear with a box fan blowing on me.

When the Droid got home around 530pm he spent 2.5 hours “looking at” the inside, the outside and the thermostat.  After 2 hours he reached the same conclusion as I did in 2 minutes  The AC is not working.

This morning at 730am the local news alerted us to yet another ” extreme heat warning”.  Which they have done every day for around 6 weeks.  It’s their way of saying,   “hey you guys, it’s like ubber hella hot out there!”

Are you seeing it?  yeah I knew you would, since I have the smartest friends ever.

OBVIOUSLY-  the Mafia ( wars) has disabled our AC in efforts to make our deaths look like an accident ( heat exhaustion), because we were talking to the FEDS ( IRS).

Those dirty rats.

Fortunately they do not know I am not above sitting around in a my bathing suit, snorkeling in my tub, running 5 box fans and sticking frozen peas in my undergarments until winter gets here. Or at least fall.

I am just worried the electronics ( wifi box, TV and laptops)  will become overheated,  so I am currently sewing them appropriately sized  panties so that I can shove frozen peas in them, so they can stay cool too.  I care that much.

 

Stay cool my Peachy friends.

 

xo

 

PEACH OUT

 

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Can you solve the Crime of the Century?- Persons of Interest

Posted on August 10, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy, The Peachy Tree

As you know,  there is a murderer seeking refuge under my roof.    The upside, this gives me a crime to solve.  The downside,  I can’t trust anyone.   I turn to you. Your wisdom, insight and crime fighting super powers.  Can you solve the Crime of the Century?

 

In case you missed it on Monday ( click here) Here are actual crime scene photos ….

 

crime scene photos  CSI, Murder mystery theater

As you can see there was a throw pillow murder.

csi mystery theater murder investigation

Person of Interest #1- Dante, was found at the scene.

crime scene photos  CSI, Murder mystery theater

Crime Scene photos show 2 other persons of interest looking at the scene.

 

Now here are the facts,  put on your investigative face and work on this case!

A 4 year old beige throw pillow was resting gently in the chair of the family room.  Last seen un-murdered at 1230am by Detective Peach.

At 945am  Detective Peach entered the family room to find a murder scene.  Immediately photos were taken and the crime scene was secured.

The throw pill remains were checked for spit, saliva,  drool and prints.  None were found.

Occupants with Access to the Victim were as follows-

 

Myself ( Detective Peach),  The Droid 53 yro adult male,  ThePrince 10yro male, and The Stunt Kid 9 yro male,  Mei  8 yro female black lab,  Loki  4 yro male Dalmation, and Dante 9 yro female feline.

Everyone above had access to the victim and the crime scene and were present in the home during the time frame of the murder.

Fact:  no prints, spit, drool, teeth marks, claw marks, were found.

Fact: no one had any of the victims remains on or near them when I approached the scene.

Alibis-

The Droid and  I ( Detective Peach) were sleeping, and corroborate each others alibis that we were sleeping because we both inadvertently wake each other up when we leave the room, also, we have no motive to murder the beloved throw pillow.

The Prince and The Stunt kid both claim to be sleeping upstairs in the rec room and claim no knowledge of the incident but did assist with crime scene clean up and began speculation as to suspects.  Both have no previous criminal record other than eating the last of the homemade strawberry jam.

Mei-  the 8 yro female black lab has hip problems, and a fair temperament, she has a criminal background due  of misdemeanors to her excessive addiction of hole digging on our property and has been known to feed that addiction multiple times a day,  as if she were Lindsey Lohan without cameras around.   Additional misdemeanor charges are frequent and powerful farts.

Loki- neurotic 4 yro male Dalmatian,  neurotic athletic past, has slowed down since the fracture of a pelvis 2 years ago via a dog -v- car incident.  No loss of mobility, increased neurosis. Extreme attachment with Det. Peach and will growl if anyone hugs or kisses her, leading to misdemeanor charges of stalking and car chasing. He does have 1  felony conviction of actually clawing and eating through the back french doors. ( as visible in the crime scene photos above)

Dante- 9 yo female feline,  horrible attitude and retained legal council and sued Det Peachy during a previous investigation of  computer hacking.  Varied and large misdemeanor background, involving,  Christmas present unwrapping,  Christmas Tree climbing,  multiple attempted thefts of  dinner ( usually involving poultry), and charges of laying on my kitchen counters. Felony convictions include:  attempted murder of the family hamster,  murder of  10 pairs of shoes via cat vandalism ( pissed on my freaking shoes),   and over 35 felony counts with convictions of  feline urination in improper locations.   Strong dislike for authorities.

 

Mei, Loki and Dante have all plead the 5th.  Refusing to speak during repeated interrogations.  Non of the  AOI ( animals of interest)  have shown any remorse and are basically void of all emotions during questioning and when presented with evidence from the scene.    At this time we are not releasing an “official suspect” only  Animals of interest.    Below are former mugshots from previous run ins’ with the law.

MEI the lab is a throw pillow for The Prince

MEI the lab is a throw pillow for The Prince

Loki the Neurotic Dalmatian is always on guard.

Loki the Neurotic Dalmatian is always on guard.

Dante the evil cat ruins everything

Due to previous litigation I am not allowed to really speak freely about Dante. You form your own opinion.

 

So now you have seen the Animals of Interest,  you have their backgrounds, and you have the actual crime scene photos which show all 3 of the AOI.

I anxiously await your therories and questions.   Yes my friends not since the Lindbergh baby kidnapping has there been so many great minds working independently to  solve the-

THE GREAT THROW PILLOW MURDER SCANDAL OF 2011

 

 

Good luck an GodSpeed my fellow Detectives,

PEACH OUT

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