All the way from PHOENIX, AZ – It’s FLYDDW!

Posted on February 18, 2011 by FlyDDW in Funny Stuff Friday, It's Juicy

Looks like Peachy will be in the shop getting replacement parts (she’ll be stronger, faster, etc). AND since the Dalmation’s hand (paw?) at twitter writing was a howling failure (get it?), Peachy has chosen at random by spinning an empty Vodka bottle searched the world over for someone to temp gig here at the Fruit Stand!

I laughed my head off hysterically was honored that the bottle pointed at me, one of the two random peopleshe chose me to stand in and write a blog to help out. After all, when she had car problems, I was able to rescue her. Mind you, it was a cartoon car, so I was able to tow her with a clipart from the web.

tow the peachy and dalmation

SO… who is this FLYDDW guy anyway? Seen the Old Spice Guy? Well, I trained him! It was a toss up between him and I. We were neck and neck thoughout the competition for that ad, until final elimination:

question: What does AI stand for?

my answer, said smugly ’cause I’m smart: Artificial Intelligence.

his answer: American Idol.

And THAT sealed my fate. I’m not big on “broadcast tv” shows. I pay good money for my cable, so I want to watch stuff that I can’t watch for free! Like the History Channel, Food Network, and Nickelodeon (I know what were gonna do today! Hey! Where’s Perry?)

So, I kept my day job – taking care of two kids, driving the minivan all over Phoenix, washing dishes, and cleaning toilets (my toilets are so clean you can pee in them!)

(DAMMIT! Get to the point! Who the HELL are you?!)

I’m just a twitter friend who accidently wandered into the wrong hell holeloves the Peachy funky thinking, crazy humor (crazy with a capital K), and quick wit! (ok, I said them all, send the money by PayPal now and please release my pet goldfish unharmed). I live in AZ, but original from Houston – moved from the “But it’s a Wet Heat” to “But it’s a dry heat”. Since moving here, I take photos of our beautiful sunsets, and post them on Facebook and here: http://twitpic.com/photos/flyddw

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You’ll find me on twitter as @flyddw, where talk about rap music, bling bling, and fancy houses and cars! (Wait… that’s M&M.) I am the consummate smart alec, sticking his nose in other people bizzwax, adding his two cents (sometimes 3 when I’m funky!)

I try to cook for my family:

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And, mostly… I listen. I listen to everyone talk about everything. I’m the modern day Renaissance man! And, if I ain’t got an opinion on something, I can google it up to get one!

Peace out!

@flyddw (guest blogger)

Experiencing Technical Difficulties

Posted on February 17, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy, The Peachy Tree

It’s kind of hard to admit, but a culmination of personal, professional and medical issues has come together to form what can be described as the trifecta of soul sucking emotional and mental attack of epic proportions.

I can not find the words to properly describe my current situation only that I feel like a happy go lucky Alice who has been pushed down the rabbit hole, falling, falling, falling, hoping to reach out for a root, a branch something to grab to slow the fall or stop it.

image courtesy of http://top-pinky.deviantart.com/art/Falling-Down-The-Rabbit-Hole-161130417

I don’t have a therapist, a nerve pill, a drink this, and eat me. I am out temporarily out of humor and realize that is what you come here for. I keep secrets from you I keep this light, I keep this superficial, I keep up a facade. It is not your job as a reader to become emotionally invested in me, and that is why so much is kept from you, I am but a bloggy booty call. My facade has been shattered like a mirror on the floor and I have no clue how far I will fall or how deep this hole is. I hope you can accpet my self imposed sabatical while I try to slow the fall and climb back out to the sunlight where I can once again say funny things, and share funny stories. Until then I simply apologize.

I do offer what I consider the best therapy I have ever seen.

Laughter is indeed the best medicine.

xo

PEACH OUT

WTG Wednesday- Jokes from my Daddy

Posted on February 16, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy, The Peachy Tree

If you are a follower chances are you have been privy to my secret WMD (Wonderful Mulit- forwarding Daddy).. My daddy is 79, he is awesome. Some technology may elude him but there is one thing this man has mastered. He can forward 278.5 emails to all 822 people in his contact list 10+ times a day. His priceless passing on of humor from his veteran buddies, former county co workers and anyone he has ever met at a gas station in any state. Because if you meet him and your not a total asshat you are GETTING ON HIS EMAIL LIST.

ENJOY !
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seems a bit hard huh?

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While you think about those answers here are Fun Facts from my Daddy-

– Did you know that the liquid inside young coconuts can be used as plasma?
It can, and it was, during WWII. – So sayeth the Daddy.

-Turtles can breath out their butts.
Blow that out your nether regions.

-Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.
So watch your ass.

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wow, college did not prepare me for that.

There ya go folks. Take that from a 79 year old boy that quit school at 15 to join the military and go to war. Seems maybe there might be other ways to learn than sitting at a desk 8 hours a day.

xo

PEACH OUT

XO

PEACH OUT