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WTG Wednesday- Jokes from my Daddy

Posted on February 16, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy, The Peachy Tree - 6 Comments

If you are a follower chances are you have been privy to my secret WMD (Wonderful Mulit- forwarding Daddy).. My daddy is 79, he is awesome. Some technology may elude him but there is one thing this man has mastered. He can forward 278.5 emails to all 822 people in his contact list 10+ times a day. His priceless passing on of humor from his veteran buddies, former county co workers and anyone he has ever met at a gas station in any state. Because if you meet him and your not a total asshat you are GETTING ON HIS EMAIL LIST.

ENJOY !
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redneck exam

seems a bit hard huh?

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While you think about those answers here are Fun Facts from my Daddy-

– Did you know that the liquid inside young coconuts can be used as plasma?
It can, and it was, during WWII. – So sayeth the Daddy.

-Turtles can breath out their butts.
Blow that out your nether regions.

-Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.
So watch your ass.

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red neck exam answer sheet

wow, college did not prepare me for that.

There ya go folks. Take that from a 79 year old boy that quit school at 15 to join the military and go to war.  Seems maybe  there might be other ways to learn than sitting at  a desk 8 hours a day.

XO


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6 comments on “WTG Wednesday- Jokes from my Daddy”

  1. moooooog35 says:
    February 16, 2011 at 9:15 am

    I think it’s more shocking that Mississippi has a Department for Learning.

  2. Justin says:
    February 16, 2011 at 10:17 am

    As always your daddy cracks me up. Love the thing about Mississippi education.

  3. PaulC says:
    February 16, 2011 at 10:38 am

    Huh, I would have drawn three lines and used the edge of the box as the 4th to draw a rectangle. Also, one stroke would have been through the equals sign to make it an inequality sign.

  4. ThePeachy1 says:
    February 16, 2011 at 10:41 am

    Thats cause you are super ubber geek smart Paul, this is just a Mississippi test. LOL

  5. pattypunker says:
    February 16, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    my boss is apparently a turtle.

  6. leslie (crookedstamper) says:
    February 18, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    okay, i got two of them, and i was edumacated in ohoho. ;/

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