We all know as women we go thru so much to look like the smexy goddesss that we do. Most of us even put some effort into looking so incredibly hot in our yoga pants or pj’s or mens baseball shirts. It’s not the front line stuff I am talking about, the jewelery and the makeup that stuff is immediately noticeable I am talking about the back line trenches. I am talking about the things that only until probably around the late 1990’s women and drag queens did. Waxing. Oh yeah baby. That used to separate the the puppies from the big dogs, the hags from the hellions. Now even dudes are doing it…. some dudes, in some areas of the country, at least that’s what I hear. I like a good looking man, I am not saying I wanna date chewbacca or anything but I sure as hell dont wanna end up with whatever the hell Mr Bruce Jenner/ Kardashian turned into, cause that is just scary. If you take a man to a good barber, there is nothing he can’t chop, shave or hack away at, until you guy is good to go. leave the waxing to the ladies.. please gentlemen..
what the stars really say

once upon a time in a land far far away, the stars aligned and I was born. Woo hoo and thanks mom and daddy. and eww… ok in other news I got this spam thing telling me my horoscope and thought wow, I should break this down.
| It’s the end of the week and the end of the month. ( No ! really? Thanks for the alert? ) The Moon in mutable sign Sagittarius gives us the flexibility and energy we need to finish those administrative tasks. ( Dude I totally thought it was that snickers and redbull… REDBULL REDBULL. I LIKE REDBULL DO YOU LIKE REDBULL? )Of course, discipline is not a well-developed quality in Sagittarius. ( Clearly one look at my hips or house will show I have no discipline I don’t need you reminding me thank you very much jerkola) Plus, the Moon flirts with easy-going Venus. If you become distracted and get off-track, laugh at yourself and get back to work. ( what the heck do you mean I get distra… OH MY GAWD look at those shoes. holy cow, those are so cute, but they do not even look good with that skirt, what was she thinking, but I love that purse. and I had a purse one time that was so cute but I left a candy bar in it and it melted and I was dating this guy that played for the dolphins and… what was I saying? )This is where the Archer’s sense of humor comes in handy. ( Archers? WTH? I don’t know nothing bout shooting no aarrows miss scarlett…) |
Funny Stuff Friday
In honor of the one week day that doesn’t suck, my favorite weekday. I have decided that on my first friday blog I will post things that will make me smile or lol, or possibly even roflmao,, cause a lil less “a” wouldn’t hurt me..
I am thinking there will be some expensive therapy bills and this kid wont be working near horses.. Just my guess I could be wrong.
Oh and here’s a prime example of someone who is clearly making the most of the situation… seeing the peachy side of things.
So hello weekend and goodbye Friday… hope you all had fun…




