Jello wrestling for a birthday present?

Posted on May 8, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in The Peachy Tree

So yeah today is my husbands birthday. I refer to him as the Droid around here, and in real life. He is a techno ninja, science geek extraordinare , math matician that speaks in binary, the father of my children and my bud. So for his birthday I flew home. Woo hoo. yeah right? But he wanted this.

yeah jello wrestling I will get right on that dude

There’s a higher probability of the following walking thru our front door to sing him happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you, Happy WTF. bang bang bang, reload, bang bang

Which would totally have made him happy also… but I would have had to reload the gun cause, “negative ghost rider the pattern is full”

But this is acceptable.

Let them eat cake, but not here.

But see, he didn’t even get that. Does that make me a crappy wife? Does that mean I don’t love him. Does that mean I don’t want an extravagant mothers day and birthday? HECK NO. I am a greedy narcissistic needy attention ho. Bad news for him. He married me. So deal with it.

However I did let him take a 4 1/2 hour nap today. Which has been his birthday request every year. And I got him this.

yeah I know.. it's a friggin dill pickle.

If it makes a differance it was from the Beau Rivage Casino and he loves a good dill pickle and I just don’t keep them in the house, so I thought that was nice.

Before you go all hating me and stuff. I need you to know, one year he took me here for our Anniversary.

this is where you take the drunk chick not the wife ..

So Happy Birthday Droid. I hope you liked your pickle.

we put the fun in dysfunctional

Posted on May 8, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in The Peachy Tree

So it’s Saturday morning and I am wearing my pearls and beautiful dress with my hair done while I finish vacuuming in my high heels. My husband is handcrafting a kayak he’s carving out of a falling tree in our yard so we can all kayak into the gulf of mexico and save animals.

This is exactly how we look ALL the time.

My college daughter is home this weekend and she is dusting the mantle while reciting Shakespeare and practicing multi cultural greetings. While our 9 year old “the prince” oils the chain on his bike prior to delivering newspapers and muffins to the neighbors.

Yeah not so much, ok not ever. Ha.. FAT CHANCE. Not even close.

We are eating my heart shaped pancakes that could be butterflies or check marks in our pajamas like sloppy pigs dripping syrup everywhere and laughing. The 9 year old prince is playing a flash video game on the TV. Like good adult role models we are all cheering him on…

kill the surfer… eat the people on the cruise ship… dude there’s a helicopter can you take that down? get it get it..

apparently in this game he’s a shark on a rampage in a highly populated area where EVERYTHING is done in or over the water.

He got the online high score... We are proud.

So he ate everything.

Including the UFO, and the Russian Nuke. Then my family burst into humming the Russian National Anthem. Why do we know that. From watching American Dad. Yet another dysfunctional family event we participate in here in Peachy land. But it totally counts for family time right? I mean we were together and we were all cheering him on, so that makes us supportive right? Yeah I am sure that counts. Good now I can go back to bed.

Funny Stuff Friday part duex..

Posted on May 7, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday

Wow second Friday in Bloggedy world and I am still here? How did that happen? Clearly I am flying under the radar and managing not to get smashed into oblivion by the real writers out there demanding I shut down and move to Keflavic or something. ( It’s a city in Iceland, I won’t make you google it.)

So here’s your funny Friday photos….

First a parenting ti..

parenting tip 101- don’t let kids drink.

Stormtroppers googling where are the droids

Opps did my geek just show a little bit??

So yeah a kid with liquor ( for the parent / drunk side of me) and the storm troopers using google for the ubber dorky geek side of me, that will round out this work week and I hope everyone has a ROCKING weekend….