Funny Stuff Friday

Posted on July 9, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday

I have the plague, or eboli or death probably death. I caught it from the Prince and his friend that has been staying here. 2 nights of no sleep catering to barfy kids. Not my idea of joy, of course today they are fine and I am sick. Dirty little infectious rats.

here’s what I wrote on a friends wall on facebook a couple days ago-

“our summer kid ( the neighbor kid that might as well live with us) last night at 1230am came down stairs barfing, barfing down the stairs and walking in it. then puked next to me and my chair looked at me and said, ” can I have a drink?” Yeah lets count the rooms. Bedroom, hallway, rec room, stairs, foyer, and finally family room. He took out 2 pillows a blanket 2 sleeping bags 5 stuffed animals and a chair. I had to take him to the half bath which he desecrated and then everything he was within blast radius of. Mind you he was sleeping 2 feet from the bathroom upstairs.”

I am changing the name of this place to Wipe Castle, or maybe PukeFest Palace. Not sure. I could be delirious here on my death recliner.

Anyway in liue of my funny stuff friday, here go see these funny non puking people.

Overthinking Momma – great cucumber story today.

The Oatmeal – if you don’t already know this site, it’s packed full of quick laughs.

ARE YOU SERIOUS – bucket list theory.

Have a great weekend.

PEACH OUT..

Cucumbers and KY

Posted on July 8, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in FaceBook Fun

It’s Facebook Funnies Thursday again people, This means my facebook friends become fodder for my blog. Face it people, if your facebook doesn’t look like mine then your doing it wrong.

This took place on my friends wall when she changed her status message.

This was on her wall, so it was here friends ( and family) not mine !

facebook friends, angry adult soldier sons, dirty jokes

Uhm yeah her son is a big bad soldier and not impressed with us

facebook funnies , friends, pranks, jokes, cucumbers, ky jelly, angry sons

I feel a million judgey fingers pointing at me.

and there you have it folks, I took the blame. Why? Because it’s not my pissed off adult kid mad at me for writing that one facebook. But this project may come to life.

What say you internet friends, is anyone up for this mission? This could be great…

PEACH OUT………..

Spies and National Security

Posted on July 7, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy

With the late breaking news of the Russian Spies and all this infiltration going on I thought I would share with you how this all came down.

2 weeks ago ( just before the Russian spies were busted). A key player in this event was my evil aloof and down right nasty lazy cat, Dante.

This cat does not have owners or family she has staff.

One late night there was a huge commotion in our quite home. It took place very close to my feet the normally absent cat knocked over everything and was bouncing around. Come to find out she had been deep undercover.

Dante was in fact an undercover operative. She had patiently waited years for her “target” to foolish feel it was safe and then she pounced.

A wild mouse caught by my cat and trapped under tupperware

This is clearly the First Captured Russian Spy

This is the first photo released of the said Mouse Spy in custody. Retrieved from Agent Dantes mouth and in his tupperware holding cell waiting for interrogation.

According to the Geneva Convention we had to provide adequate housing during his holding period and all of his mouse rights had to be protected even though he is a SPY !

a wild mouse is given safe housing to heal

Our Medical Staff attended to his needs.

The P.O.W. Mouse agent, was receiving more than ample housing, food, and medical care. In the mean time interrogation began from Agent Dante.

happy evil cat dante sits over the mouse she caught in a cage

There was a lot of Psychological Warfare

It took nearly a week before the Mouse came clean and gave us all the info we needed. Secret Agent Dante reported everything back to HQ and boom. Next thing you know Russian spies are being caught all over the United States. ( and the next day I was attacked by fire ants- see the connection?)

So yes, you all owe our National Security to Dante. Did you hear her on any of the briefings? No. How about us being rewarded for housing and feeding and giving medical attention to the P.O.W. Mouse while it was under interrogation? Again nothing.. So there it is folks, now you know the rest of the story. ( did I sound like Paul Harvey there?)

Sleep safe tonight folks, for my family and pets are watching out for you !

PEACH OUT ..