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Spies and National Security

Posted on July 7, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy - 7 Comments

With the late breaking news of the Russian Spies and all this infiltration going on I thought I would share with you how this all came down.

2 weeks ago ( just before the Russian spies were busted).   A key player in this event was my evil aloof and down right nasty lazy cat, Dante.

my evil lazy cat Dante

This cat does not have owners or family she has staff.

One late night there was a huge commotion in our quite home. It took place very close to my feet the normally absent cat knocked over everything and was bouncing around.  Come to find out she had been deep undercover.

Dante was in fact an undercover operative.   She had patiently waited years for her “target” to foolish feel it was safe and then she pounced.

A wild mouse caught by my cat and trapped under tupperware

This is clearly the First Captured Russian Spy

This is the first photo released of the said Mouse Spy in custody.  Retrieved from Agent Dantes mouth and in his tupperware holding cell waiting for interrogation.

According to the Geneva Convention we had to provide adequate housing during his holding period and all of his mouse rights had to be protected even though he is a SPY !

a wild mouse is given safe housing to heal

Our Medical Staff attended to his needs.

The P.O.W. Mouse agent, was receiving more than ample housing, food, and medical care.   In the mean time interrogation began from Agent Dante.

happy evil cat dante sits over the mouse she caught in a cage

There was a lot of Psychological Warfare

It took nearly a week before the Mouse came clean and gave us all the info we needed.   Secret Agent Dante reported everything back to HQ and boom.  Next thing you know Russian spies are being caught all over the United States.   ( and the next day I was attacked by fire ants- see the connection?)

So yes, you all owe our National Security to Dante.  Did you hear her on any of the briefings?  No.  How about us being rewarded for housing and feeding and giving medical attention to the P.O.W. Mouse while it was under interrogation?  Again nothing..    So there it is folks,  now you know the rest of the story. ( did I sound like Paul Harvey there?)

Sleep safe tonight folks, for my family and pets are watching out for you !

PEACH OUT ..

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7 comments on “Spies and National Security”

  1. WeaselMomma says:
    July 7, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    You just blew an agents cover! Poor Dante now has an X on his head.

  2. ThePeachy1 says:
    July 7, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    I am kind of hoping this will make them slap her in a relocation program or something..

  3. Barbara says:
    July 7, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    Thank goodness she is on our side!!

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    July 7, 2010 at 12:15 pm

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  5. Holly B says:
    July 7, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    Is Dante *really* Dante, or is that just a cover for who he *really* is? Blowing his cover. Was that part of the plan? Ohhh. So good.
    I will sleep soundly tonight knowing that ‘Dante’ is on the case.

  6. ThePeachy1 says:
    July 7, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    Holly, in the interest of national security and your own personal safety it is HIGHLY suggested that you stop with that train of thought. You have no idea how deep this thing goes. ( as a friend and off the record, watch the frogs.. all I can say)

  7. quirkyloon says:
    July 8, 2010 at 9:00 am

    I support Dante one thousand percent.

    Mice MUST die.

    hee hee

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