I have the plague, or eboli or death probably death. I caught it from the Prince and his friend that has been staying here. 2 nights of no sleep catering to barfy kids. Not my idea of joy, of course today they are fine and I am sick. Dirty little infectious rats.
here’s what I wrote on a friends wall on facebook a couple days ago-
“our summer kid ( the neighbor kid that might as well live with us) last night at 1230am came down stairs barfing, barfing down the stairs and walking in it. then puked next to me and my chair looked at me and said, ” can I have a drink?” Yeah lets count the rooms. Bedroom, hallway, rec room, stairs, foyer, and finally family room. He took out 2 pillows a blanket 2 sleeping bags 5 stuffed animals and a chair. I had to take him to the half bath which he desecrated and then everything he was within blast radius of. Mind you he was sleeping 2 feet from the bathroom upstairs.”
I am changing the name of this place to Wipe Castle, or maybe PukeFest Palace. Not sure. I could be delirious here on my death recliner.
Anyway in liue of my funny stuff friday, here go see these funny non puking people.
Overthinking Momma – great cucumber story today.
The Oatmeal – if you don’t already know this site, it’s packed full of quick laughs.
ARE YOU SERIOUS – bucket list theory.
Have a great weekend.