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Toofless Saturday

Posted on July 17, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy

So in honor of my broken tooth ( thanks M & M’s with pretzels you suck).

My facebook friends showered me with many jokes. As they laughed with at me.

Here ya go.

BORG – Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using a vibrator?
A: She has a chipped tooth

TRACI – Yo mama’s got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

SHANE- What’s the best time to go to the Dentist? 2:30 … get? 2:30 = tooth hurty!

TRACI – A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, ” Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? “The dentist replies ” Sure you will! “The patient replies ” Great, I couldn’t play a note before! ”

IRENE- Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

TRACI – So this rabbit hops into the dentists office and says he has a chipped tooth he’d like repaired. The dentists says, fine, I’ll just start by giving you a little novacaine. The rabbit says oh you can’t do that, you see I’m the Ether Bunny.

IRENE- What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque

TRACI- Q: What is a man’s worst nightmare?
A: A hooker with a chipped tooth & the hiccups…

ANISSA- What did you do breathe hard again? ( that’s an inside joke)

so have fun and laugh at me.. I am currently figuring out how to deal with M & M’s… I know I wont be eating them unless I cut them open first.  Go ahead and put your jokes in the comment section.

Have an awesome weekend.

PEACH OUT.

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Funny and not so funny stuff Friday

Posted on July 16, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday

Hello sexy friends, yes we survived another week and made it to FRIDAY ! woo hoo.

Unfortunately this week has been hard on lots of us.  Yesterday in battle I was viciously attacked.

cute little red headed girl with a lost tooth

Kids look adorable with a missing tooth.. I do not.

Nope. I am not nearly that precious with my missing tooth.  To refresh you of my hottie status ( go along with me here people, it’s my story and my delusion let me believe I am hot and no one will get hurt.)  Here is a picture of me with some girls that are not to my level of hottness but still have Hottness attributes.

see the similarities, Peachy, Cameron Diaz, Hidi Klum, side by side in red

See we even dress and stand alike. Hot right?

Yeah I know it’s freakin uncanny..  One time my favorite little boy that’s not genetically related to me saw spider man and when Kirsten Dunst came on screen he shouted , ” LOOK IT”S MISS SANDI”.. ( I will love you forever Nathaniel.)

So anyway yesterday I was viciously attacked by a new and shiny product.

pretzel M and M's candies

I searched 3 stores to find a big bag of these beauties for my family to try.

So I try one, and yum no problem, my son and husband try a handful, yum and no problem.  And then I put one in my mouth all unsuspecting and crack.

p[retzel m&m's broke my tooth

this one M&M was so hard it had to be filled with a diamond, concrete, nano rod combo.

Thus leaving me with a broken front tooth.  Thus leaving my happiness factor plummeting like the stocks of BP.

chart of my happiness level before and after breaking my tooth on a pretzel m & m

the chart is NOT big enough to show how unhappy I am.

So we all have seen the cute little M & M guys like this..

cute m & M  charecters.

See they look all friendly and cute.

But after the incident I hired a private investigator and he found their actual photos and names.

m and m candy characters are thugs in the mob

this is what he found, the Dark side

Much like Mel Gibson  a tape has surfaced where they are threatening to KNOCK my teeth out.  But it’s not just me.. They got  my fellow hotties too.

Cameron Diaz, Hidi Klum and me with our teeth missing

this can happen to you...

So I hope there is some Dentist out there who will hear of my story and find me and save me and my formerly fantastic smile.  Otherwise I will be forced to do stunt teeth work for Johnny Depp. ( have you noticed how crappy yet different his teeth look in every roll?)  Or I will resort to slipping on my 9 years olds clothes, a pair of bedazzeled suspenders and belt, along with some hooker thigh high boots and head on over and try to make it on people of walmart.   The weather is bad so with my new broken tooth look I could probably qualify for a spot on the news talking about how a tornado sounds just like a train as it blows through a trailer park.

If you or someone you love is about to try these things, I suggest you cut them open with a knife first to make sure none of them are like the one I bit into.  Unless you want to look like me, and my hottie friends.

Happy Weekend people.

PEACH OUT.

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Fun with FaceBook Friends – Thursday

Posted on July 15, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in FaceBook Fun

So as you know every Thursday I pull a random wall post from my wall or a friends wall to show you that Facebook should be fun.  My facebook friends are lovely, brilliant, funny, and you never know where they will take something. I have friends that I went to middle school, high school, and college with. I have friends I worked with, I have family, then I have friends of friends, and then I have a large portion of friends I never met in real life or we would probably still be in jail. None the less I LOVE LOVE LOVE them all.

So I was watching Jeopardy and decided to put up a post without explaining it, to see what would happen.  Here’s how it went down.

Facebook fun with friends, playing jeopardy

excuse me, what is BLONDE JOVI?

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I guess this is where the rowdy guy wants to argue after taping?

So I am thinking this is all over and we escaped without any real issues.

when facebook fun goes wild, my facebook friends, status messages and jeopardy

I knew once Jen and Shane showed up it would go so different

and that’s it for today people.  If your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook your obviously doing it wrong.

** no bon jovis or blonde jovis were harmed in the making of this post”

( I can’t vouch for the safety of the penis)

PEACH OUT

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