Hello sexy friends, yes we survived another week and made it to FRIDAY ! woo hoo.
Unfortunately this week has been hard on lots of us. Yesterday in battle I was viciously attacked.
Nope. I am not nearly that precious with my missing tooth. To refresh you of my hottie status ( go along with me here people, it’s my story and my delusion let me believe I am hot and no one will get hurt.) Here is a picture of me with some girls that are not to my level of hottness but still have Hottness attributes.
Yeah I know it’s freakin uncanny.. One time my favorite little boy that’s not genetically related to me saw spider man and when Kirsten Dunst came on screen he shouted , ” LOOK IT”S MISS SANDI”.. ( I will love you forever Nathaniel.)
So anyway yesterday I was viciously attacked by a new and shiny product.
So I try one, and yum no problem, my son and husband try a handful, yum and no problem. And then I put one in my mouth all unsuspecting and crack.Thus leaving me with a broken front tooth. Thus leaving my happiness factor plummeting like the stocks of BP.
So we all have seen the cute little M & M guys like this..
But after the incident I hired a private investigator and he found their actual photos and names.
Much like Mel Gibson a tape has surfaced where they are threatening to KNOCK my teeth out. But it’s not just me.. They got my fellow hotties too.
So I hope there is some Dentist out there who will hear of my story and find me and save me and my formerly fantastic smile. Otherwise I will be forced to do stunt teeth work for Johnny Depp. ( have you noticed how crappy yet different his teeth look in every roll?) Or I will resort to slipping on my 9 years olds clothes, a pair of bedazzeled suspenders and belt, along with some hooker thigh high boots and head on over and try to make it on people of walmart. The weather is bad so with my new broken tooth look I could probably qualify for a spot on the news talking about how a tornado sounds just like a train as it blows through a trailer park.
If you or someone you love is about to try these things, I suggest you cut them open with a knife first to make sure none of them are like the one I bit into. Unless you want to look like me, and my hottie friends.
Happy Weekend people.