Camping aka Masochism

Posted on September 4, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy

Right now I am doing this

this is just what I needed.

That is totally a lie but that is how my brain is processing the fact I am doing THIS

be glad this is not a scratch and sniff site

I am sure that by the time you read this I will either be collapsed in a heap suffering from anxiety disorder induced paralysis because of the bug/dirt ratio I am around. or In the E.R.

You already know ( possibly alien )Fire Ants tried to mount an attack on my crotch, and I was the victim of a Zombie Spider bite. I am not wanting to push my luck people so I have bought myself a huge human/hamster ball to hang out in over the weekend.

On a positive note, if I make it to an ER they will have AC and vending machines. Since the temp here is around that of the sun I am thinking the ER is a viable fall back plan. Plus I am a tad “accident prone” as you have probably surmised from my Moronic Monday posts.

Hope your weekend is a rocking and no one comes a knockin. ( stupid bumper sticker on fellow campers RV, but it said, ” if the RV is rockin” which was totally gross and creepy since the occupants were around 118 years old, I am hoping it is insinuating no need to call 911 we are suffering from parkinsons or seizures because anything else is erg blarg barftastic )

xo

PEACH OUT

Friday funny stuff

Posted on September 3, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday

WE MADE IT !!!! In light of the fact this has pretty much been a week full of Monday’s I am super excited that Friday is here, and it’s not just any Friday people. It’s a Holiday Weekend Friday.

So I have some funny’s for you but first on a serious note. I am going to attempt to camp this weekend. Apparently already living in the backwoods where a paved road is a “city stuff” is not enough like camping. So I am taking the Prince and we are going to camp with Paw Paw and Grandma at a State park with paved parking spaces which is actually less like camping then where we live.

To prepare for this event, on Thursday I did a couple scary things.

1- I set up my twitter to go to my cell phone via txt msg

2- I set up my beingpeachy facebook to go to my cell phone via txt msg

(* please note I can’t be sure but I may have sent out pics from my phone? or it could have been gas)

3- I drove my Daddy’s FREAKING HUGE RV to the State Park so we could set it up today.

Also fun fact. 6/7 Truckers driving through my state do not feel the need to button their pants. the 7th one isn’t wearing any. Aren’t you glad you don’t drive a vehicle big enough to look down into a cab of an 18 wheeler on a daily basis. Yeah me too.

So here’s a joke from my Daddy hope it get’s your funny bone geared up for the long weekend.

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A Cajun Shrimper wants a job cleaning up the oil spill, but the BP Foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. ‘Without using numbers, represent the number 9.’

‘Without numbers?’ The Cajun says, ‘Dat is easy.’ And proceeds to draw three trees.

‘What’s this?’ the boss asks

pretty smart.

‘Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,’ says the Cajun.

‘Fair enough,’ says the boss. ‘Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.’

The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. ‘Ere you go.’

wow. that is genius

The boss scratches his head and says, ‘How on earth do you get that to represent 99?’

‘Each of DA trees is dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.’

The boss is getting worried that he’s going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, ‘All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.’

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, ‘Ere you go. One hundred.’

OK. this is freaking brilliant

The boss looks at the attempt. ‘You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!’

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, ‘A little dog come along and poop by each tree.. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one hundred.’

The Cajun is now the new supervisor.

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And here’s a video but you have to swear to watch it to the end or you will think it’s some type of animal cruelty or something.

Go tear up this weekend like it’s nobodies business. You guys rock, I love and thank you all I hope this brought a quick smile to your face.

xo

PEACH OUT

Fun with FaceBook Friends Thursday – SciFi

Posted on September 2, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in FaceBook Fun

Yep it’s that time of the week where I pull a random post straight off my facebook account and share it with you. Remember if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you need way cooler friends.

The last 2 weeks, the posts I pulled each had over 100 comments. One was about me taking a shower, and one was about my cat suing me.

Then I got a shit ton of emails insinuating that I scripted my facebook. I am so insulted. If you read my blog or are a face book friend you know I am truly way too lazy and stupid to do something that brilliant. Really? I have never met 2/3rds of my face book friends and 99% of them have never met each other. Plus scripting? Shut up. That’s absurd { end scene, we need makeup in here stat and we will need to re-shoot this, come on people try this scene again with more angst }

So here’s a nice shorty but very important one for you. Since the thread is so short I will do interpretive dance through crappy graphics for your viewing pleasure, you are welcome.

Last night I was

There is always the history channel, PBS or scifi on here 24/7

It’s always on, and usually no one is watching it and then I accidentally looked up, and just like when the Titanic hit the iceberg I knew my life would never be the same.

not ok. captain jean luc picard from star trek the next generation in a speedo

this left me feeling dirty and not in a good way

Spock, Kirk and McCoy make fun of Captain Picard

This made my my melt and not in a Vulcan way.

fun with face book friends, status messages on facebook for sci fi, funny stuff

My brain is still soaking in a bucket in bleach.

So yeah my geek is probably showing a tad and that’s fine. I claim no expertise other than the google ranking of “epic asshattedness”.. I married a guy named Kirk, I have a friend named Borg, and Picard, and another friend married a guy who has the same name as the actor who played Chewbaka in Star Wars.. I like Sci Fi, it’s not like I really actually get dressed up in those outfits and go to the TrekkieCons.

I do not like Captain Jean Luc Picard in a speedo. Nor do I want to see any type of ” romantic” scene with the “Shat” as Captain James T. Kirk. So this got me thinking about the newest Star Trek Captain. Yes I know his name is James T. Kirk also but this is a different timeline/story and he’s clearly not the Shat.

New Star Trek New Captain Kirk, new romantic scene in speedo.

Even though he's a total snuff muffin, I still don't want to see his speedo.

Although slightly less barf worthy than seeing Jean Luc and his non stuffed speedo scene I still don’t want my StarFleet Captains having their communicators hanging out on TV. So I think the only option is a Viking Funeral where all copies of any scene similar to these are shot by trebuchet onto the flaming boat a drift at night..

viking funeral of star trek captain in speedos via a trebuchet

I see this as the only solution.

In the interest of ~~fake~~ journalism I did ~~NOT~~ try to contact Picard for a comment. His reps ~~did not~~ send me this.

yes Jean Luc I feel your shame..

so even though it was a short Face Book thread this week. I hope I conveyed to everyone through interpretive dance the importance of not wearing a speedo EVER. Even if you are a Star Fleet Captain.