Right now I am doing this
this is just what I needed.
That is totally a lie but that is how my brain is processing the fact I am doing THIS
be glad this is not a scratch and sniff site
I am sure that by the time you read this I will either be collapsed in a heap suffering from anxiety disorder induced paralysis because of the bug/dirt ratio I am around. or In the E.R.
You already know ( possibly alien )Fire Ants tried to mount an attack on my crotch, and I was the victim of a Zombie Spider bite. I am not wanting to push my luck people so I have bought myself a huge human/hamster ball to hang out in over the weekend.
On a positive note, if I make it to an ER they will have AC and vending machines. Since the temp here is around that of the sun I am thinking the ER is a viable fall back plan. Plus I am a tad “accident prone” as you have probably surmised from my Moronic Monday posts.
Hope your weekend is a rocking and no one comes a knockin. ( stupid bumper sticker on fellow campers RV, but it said, ” if the RV is rockin” which was totally gross and creepy since the occupants were around 118 years old, I am hoping it is insinuating no need to call 911 we are suffering from parkinsons or seizures because anything else is erg blarg barftastic )
I can’t believe I am the first to comment. This is so hilarious. I went back and read your stories about the ants and spiders and the gold bond stories.