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Friday funny stuff

Posted on September 3, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday - 5 Comments

WE MADE IT !!!!  In light of the fact this has pretty much been a week full of Monday’s I am super excited that Friday is here, and it’s not just any Friday people.  It’s a Holiday Weekend Friday.

So I have some funny’s for you but first on a serious note.  I am going to attempt to camp this weekend.  Apparently already living in the backwoods where a paved road is a “city stuff”  is not enough like camping.  So I am taking the Prince and we are going to camp with Paw Paw and Grandma at a State park with paved parking spaces which is actually less like camping then where we live.

To prepare for this event, on Thursday I did a couple scary things.

1- I set up my twitter to go to my  cell phone via txt msg

2- I set up my beingpeachy facebook to go to my cell phone via txt msg

(* please note I can’t be sure but I may have sent out pics from my phone?  or it could have been gas)

3- I drove my Daddy’s  FREAKING HUGE RV to the State Park so we could set it up today.

Also fun fact.  6/7 Truckers driving through my state do not feel the need to button their pants. the 7th one isn’t wearing any.  Aren’t you glad you don’t drive a vehicle big enough to look down into a cab of an 18 wheeler on a daily basis. Yeah me too.

So here’s a joke from my Daddy hope it get’s your funny bone geared up for the long weekend.

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A Cajun Shrimper wants a job cleaning up the oil spill, but the BP Foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. ‘Without using numbers, represent the number 9.’

‘Without numbers?’ The Cajun says, ‘Dat is easy.’ And proceeds to draw three trees.

‘What’s this?’ the boss asks

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pretty smart.

‘Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,’ says the Cajun.

‘Fair enough,’ says the boss. ‘Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.’

The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. ‘Ere you go.’

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wow. that is genius

The boss scratches his head and says, ‘How on earth do you get that to represent 99?’

‘Each of DA trees is dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.’

The boss is getting worried that he’s going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, ‘All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.’

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, ‘Ere you go. One hundred.’

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OK. this is freaking brilliant


The boss looks at the attempt. ‘You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!’

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, ‘A little dog come along and poop by each tree.. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one hundred.’

The Cajun is now the new supervisor.

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And here’s a video but you have to swear to watch it to the end or you will think it’s some type of animal cruelty or something.

Go tear up this weekend like it’s nobodies business.  You guys rock, I love and thank you all I hope this brought a quick smile to your face.

xo

PEACH OUT

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5 comments on “Friday funny stuff”

  1. Rachel says:
    September 3, 2010 at 8:52 am

    You’re making me tired. I can’t believe you’re doing two posts a day. I also can’t believe you’re going camping for fun.

    And I’ve always wondered what it means when truckers honk at you when you pass them. I mean, it could be “screw you lady” or “you better slow down there’s a cop up ahead” or “hey, your skirt rode up and I’m doing dirty, dirty things in my truck right now.” The 7th trucker is definitely the latter.

  2. Holly B says:
    September 3, 2010 at 9:24 am

    I always thought when a trucker honked at you they wanted to see the fun bags… they don’t? Well now I just feel stoopid and shit.

    Have fun camping Eve… I’m camping this weekend too. Camping right here in my comfy chair. Yeahy camping.

  3. Cameron Houlton says:
    September 5, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Fantastic post!

  4. beaudreauxsbellylaughs says:
    September 6, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    Since I am a cajun ( coon ass) born and bread I can tell you that you did a great job with this story and I hope you share more cajun jokes, because dat dare is funnie cher

  5. Weekly Recap | Being Peachy says:
    December 9, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    […] Funny Fridays- I gave you an email from my dad about Cajun Math, and then a super funny mouse video. […]

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