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Friday funny stuff

Posted on September 3, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday

WE MADE IT !!!!  In light of the fact this has pretty much been a week full of Monday’s I am super excited that Friday is here, and it’s not just any Friday people.  It’s a Holiday Weekend Friday.

So I have some funny’s for you but first on a serious note.  I am going to attempt to camp this weekend.  Apparently already living in the backwoods where a paved road is a “city stuff”  is not enough like camping.  So I am taking the Prince and we are going to camp with Paw Paw and Grandma at a State park with paved parking spaces which is actually less like camping then where we live.

To prepare for this event, on Thursday I did a couple scary things.

1- I set up my twitter to go to my  cell phone via txt msg

2- I set up my beingpeachy facebook to go to my cell phone via txt msg

(* please note I can’t be sure but I may have sent out pics from my phone?  or it could have been gas)

3- I drove my Daddy’s  FREAKING HUGE RV to the State Park so we could set it up today.

Also fun fact.  6/7 Truckers driving through my state do not feel the need to button their pants. the 7th one isn’t wearing any.  Aren’t you glad you don’t drive a vehicle big enough to look down into a cab of an 18 wheeler on a daily basis. Yeah me too.

So here’s a joke from my Daddy hope it get’s your funny bone geared up for the long weekend.

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A Cajun Shrimper wants a job cleaning up the oil spill, but the BP Foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. ‘Without using numbers, represent the number 9.’

‘Without numbers?’ The Cajun says, ‘Dat is easy.’ And proceeds to draw three trees.

‘What’s this?’ the boss asks

three trees.   go figure, cajun math, email jokes from my daddy

pretty smart.

‘Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,’ says the Cajun.

‘Fair enough,’ says the boss. ‘Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.’

The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. ‘Ere you go.’

cajun math, drawing number, being peachy, jokes from my daddy

wow. that is genius

The boss scratches his head and says, ‘How on earth do you get that to represent 99?’

‘Each of DA trees is dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.’

The boss is getting worried that he’s going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, ‘All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.’

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, ‘Ere you go. One hundred.’

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OK. this is freaking brilliant


The boss looks at the attempt. ‘You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!’

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, ‘A little dog come along and poop by each tree.. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one hundred.’

The Cajun is now the new supervisor.

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And here’s a video but you have to swear to watch it to the end or you will think it’s some type of animal cruelty or something.

Go tear up this weekend like it’s nobodies business.  You guys rock, I love and thank you all I hope this brought a quick smile to your face.

xo

PEACH OUT

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Fun with FaceBook Friends Thursday – SciFi

Posted on September 2, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in FaceBook Fun

Yep it’s that time of the week where I pull a random post straight off my facebook account and share it with you. Remember if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you need way cooler friends.

The last 2 weeks, the posts I pulled each had over 100 comments. One was about me taking a shower, and one was about my cat suing me.

Then I got a shit ton of emails insinuating that I scripted my facebook.   I am so insulted. If you read my blog or are a face book friend you know I am truly way too lazy and stupid to do something that brilliant.  Really?  I have never met 2/3rds of my face book friends and 99% of them have never met each other.  Plus scripting?  Shut up.  That’s absurd { end scene, we need makeup in here stat and we will need to re-shoot this, come on people try this scene again with more angst }

So here’s a nice shorty but very important one for you.  Since the thread is so short I will do interpretive dance through crappy graphics for your viewing pleasure, you are welcome.

Last night I was

Star Trek the next Generation on Tv

There is always the history channel, PBS or scifi on here 24/7

It’s always on, and usually no one is watching it and then I accidentally looked up, and just like when the Titanic hit the iceberg I knew my life would never be the same.

status message on facebook about seeing captain picard on tv in a speedo

not ok. captain jean luc picard from star trek the next generation in a speedo

this left me feeling dirty and not in a good way

Spock, Kirk and McCoy make fun of Captain Picard

This made my my melt and not in a Vulcan way.

fun with face book friends, status messages on facebook for sci fi, funny stuff

My brain is still soaking in a bucket in bleach.

So yeah my geek is probably showing a tad and that’s fine. I claim no expertise other than the google ranking of “epic asshattedness”..  I married a guy named Kirk, I have a friend named Borg, and Picard, and another friend married a guy who has the same name as the actor who played Chewbaka in Star Wars.. I like Sci Fi, it’s not like I really actually get dressed up in those outfits and go to the TrekkieCons.

I do not like Captain Jean Luc Picard in a speedo. Nor do I want to see any type of ” romantic” scene with  the “Shat” as Captain James T. Kirk.   So this got me thinking about the newest Star Trek Captain. Yes  I know his name is James T. Kirk also but this is a different timeline/story and he’s clearly not the Shat.

New Star Trek New Captain Kirk, new romantic scene in speedo.

Even though he's a total snuff muffin, I still don't want to see his speedo.

Although slightly less barf worthy than seeing Jean Luc and his non stuffed speedo scene I still don’t want my StarFleet Captains having their communicators hanging out on TV.   So I think the only option is a Viking Funeral where all copies of any scene similar to these are shot by trebuchet onto the flaming boat a drift at night..

viking funeral of star trek captain in speedos via a trebuchet

I see this as the only solution.

In the interest of fake journalism I did NOT try to contact Picard for a comment. His reps did not send me this.

Captain Jean Luc Picard does a facepalm

yes Jean Luc I feel your shame..

so even though it was a short Face Book thread this week. I hope I conveyed to everyone through interpretive dance the importance of not wearing a speedo EVER. Even if you are a Star Fleet Captain.

xo

PEACH OUT

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WTH- Wednesday

Posted on September 1, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy

Well Hello you sexy people ( that’s totally the code word for the 1 person that is reading this, yeah you. I think you’re hot and I am not calling you people because I think you are so fat you qualify to be plural, I say people in the plural form because I want it to look like there is more than 1 person reading this )

It’s Wednesday or WTH Wednesday.  Why?  It’s the one day of the week that does not have a “theme”.

Moronic Monday-  Tell it Tuesday-  Think about it Thursday-  Funny Stuff Friday  so this is my free flow day. I write what I want.

This week  I have been staying kind of busy and Doctor Kevorkian ( probably not his actual name, since he’s not actually a Doctor, it’s Probably PA Kevorkian, maybe) has been trying really hard to off me but thankfully my medical records don’t reveal I am part zombie so he can’t kill me nee nurr..  Jokes on you dude.

You guys have me so confused.  I know that’s not like splitting an atom,  at this point in my life opening a of box of pop tarts can be a mental task that involves an abacus, a texas instruments graphing calculator, cornstarch and a stunt butt double.  But really guys sometimes I just am so shocked I need to  facepalm my dog.  ( don’t worry he signed a waiver and we follow peta rules, he wears protective headgear and is compensated)

loki stunt dog in a helmet for trained facepalms approved by peta

See his cool helmet? yeah my graphics kind of suck

The thing that baffles me the most.

I get a ton of emails asking me for advice on parenting.   This baffles me.

Why this baffles me the most.

I make it clear, crystal clear, that I sucked and failed at parenting my oldest son.
( see career as fire twirling sock street performer)

I admittedly state that my daughter in college is an awesome person in spite of me not because of me.

I  mention how lucky I am that the prince is just a great little guy and we were lucky that the DNA Gods gave us such an easy kid this time around and knocking as hard as I can on all wood within a 2 mile radius that he is doing great so far.

So this makes me wonder.

Do the emails that come in ask for advice really want to know what I would do?  What I have done?  What I will do again?

Or is it a plot a ploy a plan.

Do they want to see what I will say then the reader will be all like “ok, let’s totally do the opposite and then use the money we saved from not putting our kids in therapy on going to Disney or Europe?”

Probably that last one.  I mean that makes sense.    It would be reasonable and most logical.

You guys know I am clearly all about being logical, {snort} yeah right..  See ya tomorrow. I am headed off to answer parenting emails.

xo

PEACH OUT

Oh and since this is all about the kids and parenting and stuff like that..  Here’s something a great guy named Jason from OutnumberedisMe was asked to read a story to his kids class.  So he did what we all would do. He wrote a book. ( feel a little bit like a slacker now?)  yeah me too,  to make you feel even more like a big heel, he had it published and the procedes go to kids charities.  So click on over and order your book, send it to your little ones, or to a local school this will autoforgive the time you fed your kids raw ramen noodles when you had a hangover.   It’s called “Do Witches Make Fishes” If you can’t buy one right now, at least pass along the link that’s good for one autoforgive of eating the kids french fries.

Do Witches Make Fishes by Jason Mayo

order it at http://www.authorhouse.com/Bookstore/ItemDetail.aspx?bookid=73845

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