Well my darlings it’s Monday which means you deserve a Moronic Monday story and yes you will get one, but more importantly it’s also the day I announce the winners of the
BEING PEACHY BIRTHDAY BLOG
GIVEAWAY PRIZE PACKAGES !
3 winners were chosen from the comments of the blogs posts from this month using the very latest technology. I took pictures. Here they are.
Meet my friends, Latest and Technology, see they closed their eyes to pick.
This post is super late because I had some issues. I know it looks like my friends in the photo above are drunk, but they probably aren’t. What happened was, I printed every comment from every post from the entire month this morning, but my stupid printer didn’t want to print. I had to threaten it with a baseball bat, then it figured out I was super cereal and it printed. When I went to put the baseball bat away I got attacked by a badminton net that jumped out of the hall closet. Obviously there is some sort of conspiracy going on around here trying to prevent me from telling you good people who the winners are. So I hit my “help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” Vodka necklace and my friends came crawling to the rescue. Then we put all the comments in a shoe box and viola we have winners. Which I am about to announce. FYI. The badminton got it’s butt totally kicked and we stuffed it in the outdoor firepit and when the wind dies down we will roast peeps over it. Suck on that attack net.
I want to thank you guys for making this past year totally awesome, because you rock so hard that Steven Tyler has been calling and asking if he can hang out and stuff, but I told him ONLY if he brings enough scarfs for everyone. Seriously this blog would be nothing without you guys, your funny comments, your great emails, the tweets, the fun on facebook, the questions for the advice column, the pictures you send in, honestly if I had bigger lips I would spend all day kissing your butts, because they are so hot I am wearing asbestos panties while I write this as a precautionary measure.
So seriously even if you weren’t drawn out of this I want you to hang around, because even though I don’t do give aways that much ( because I am cheap and for some screwed up reason I don’t have that many corporate sponsors that give me anything ) I still really really love you a lot, and if I hadn’t rushed to judgement on that badminton net I could have sent it to you but then if it would have attacked you what kind of messed up friend would I be, so I was thinking of you really, so that’s actually cool of me right?
Here we go.
Winner number 1- VIKILIKESFROGS- OF www.theglitterfrog.com @VickiLikesFrogs
Winner number 2- SPUD SLINGER OF http://www.lostinidaho.me/ @Spud_Slinger
Winner number 3- JEANNE OF Captive Audience ( hey Jeanne send me your twitter name!)
So woo hoo ! Congrats and all that Jazz! Shoot me an email with your standard mailing address at BeingPeachy@gmail.com so I can send you your kicking Peachy Prize Packages.
BUT I MUST TELL YOU ONE MORE IMPORTANT THING ! When using the latest technology one startling fact stood out above all the others. Between 2 of my blogs I have 1 friend that has left nearly 300 comments in 1 year. I find it nearly mathematically impossible that their name was not drawn. Therefore this person is indeed getting a special peachy package in the mail and I would like for each and every one of you awesome people to go over and give them an awesome shout out because he is one of the coolest guys on the net go meet Oil Field Trash- from Make Daddy a Sammich
Thanks guys for an awesome year, lets have like another bunch of them or whatever, uhm kay?
