Hi guys, it’s here, Monday. No denying it. It’s  basically laughing in our face letting us know it’s going to attempt to fall us like a huge oak tree onto a roof of our local happy spot. It’s our job to punch Monday in the throat/crotch and show it who is boss.  I can’t help physically assist you, but I give you this mental ammo in hopes it will be like Monday butt kicking red bull to help you through your day.

As you know I should be sealed in bubble wrap am probably a little accident prone. But in my domain I am pretty much She Ra master of killing anything that anything that invades.  Because I am I live in the sticks and a lot of things get in my house and try to kill me and I would die if I didn’t try to kill it first that bad ass.

As you know I suffered the deadly “Ants in The Pants” issue last year,  and the “Fire Crotch” story,  and well seriously who could forget good old “Panty -Gate“,  so I am well experience and stay prepared at all times for any fiasco to go down or so I thought.

This past Friday night I was was walking from my hallway toward the family room when I was confronted with this.

this is NOT good, not good at all. See his switchblade and gun? yeah, like the venom and gold fangs aren't enough?

I was cornered, scantly clad I accessed my situation and realized I only had marshmallows .  Don’t freaking judge me people, I was under attack and clearly my life is in jeapordy from this pissed off, softball sized, sideways hat wearing,gold tooth dollar sign having , bling sporting, swagger sporting, cigar smoking spider.

I realized that wasting my precious marshmallows by throwing them at him would be pointless and I had to call the droid for back up.

It was ugly and Pedro the spider was annihilated  with extreme prejudice.  Without even thinking about it I gave the Droid a big shout out on Twitter and face book and then it hit me.

OH MY BOB !     That was a gang land spider !   We killed a gang spider and then we very publicly  admitted it.  Now we have to worry about drive by spiderings and such and retaliation..  this is just not good.    I hope we end up some place tropical ..

XO

PEACH OUT

* Disclaimer-  1/2 a bag of marshmallows were eaten due to the extreme stress of the entire situation.  I blame Jauvier Juan  Michael Smitty Pedro Lucas Jonathon Blake Columbus O’riely .  AKA  Pedro the Spider..  street name   “Crazy legz”  RIP dude.*

***  Do you know what could also make your Monday suck less?  Winning a freaking Google TV.  yeah you heard me.  Google TV.  This means you watch what you want when you want, how you want, anytime.  It’s pretty much  like taking a hot fresh doughnut and dipping it in melted down awesome.  You know you want it. Do you know who is giving away Google TV?  I do.   You ready.  It’s Anissa and the Aiming Low Gang.  Who else?  Yeah.  I have the link. Just click here.  I love you that much.  If you win it, you have to tell me all about it and take pictures  with it and send them to me.  Now go win.  ****