I am still stuffed like this years bird, “Tommy”.. To all of you out there participating in the mad sales and long lines and MMA Gramma shoppers. I seriously hope you guys remember to pick something up for me, or to someone from me. Either way but the first is a really good thing.
About to start your Friday Funnies but I wanted to remind everyone about Trevor, You can read about him here, or over at MidWesternMamahs and there’s a badge you can grab and then add yourself to Mr. Linky. Nov 30th is Blue OUT for Trevor, everyone wears blue, goes blue to show support for Trevor.
Here’s your Friday Funnies- via email from my dad.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old
and we don’t know where he is.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I’m doing..
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven’t lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
The next one is my favorite EVER !
Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they’ll say,
‘Well, she looks good doesn’t she.’
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,……
just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Now I have to go and lay back down on the couch with the remote in my hand and a turkey leg hanging out of my mouth with a pumpkin pie laying on my chest because seriously I am so not getting into a fist fight over a toy a kid wont remember who gave it to him in 2 days.
Have a great weekend people. The Holidays are upon us.
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