Sunday recap

Posted on June 13, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy

It’s Sunday folks and that means 2 things. 1 being that Sunday is my comfy day of the week, it’s always full of cuddles and usually spent in PJ’s. Unfortunately the daily grind comes back to try and kick out butts again tomorrow. Pick up your light sabers and let the force be strong as you go out into epic battle this week. So take a minute and look back on some fun from this week.

I let you in on a glimpse of just how stupid american tourist can smuggle children and weapons across international borders.

I had my first Guest Post from the incredible Holly from WidWesternMamah ( who may or may not actually be my unknown long lost sister or a split personality disorder I didn’t know about) Oddly enough she too had an “incident’ with Canada and customs.

Then Eddie Vedder came by and the freakin Electric Company made him leave and I learned how much silence sucks.

My friends on face book again take the stage without even realizing they will become fodder for my blog. To summarize apparently my friend Ed has 2 awesome glands.

Funny Stuff Friday was funny but in retrospect it was kind of creepy since I went ahead and lived it. Thus leading to my first NON post on Saturday where I submit to my own humiliation I admit I spent the night playing drunken rock band and everything was really loud. I also found out the hashtag #drunkenrockband is apparently not cool enough to get going.

And in my hangover state I got interviewed about my blogging. I could have very well written skahdhslknkhugauh Not sure. So it may or may not get used. Just saying.

Big time Thanks to Holly from MidWesternMamaH for her guest post. Thanks to my husband the Droid, for babysitting me and not video taping or publishing pictures of me being drunk and playing rock band.

and finally for fun.. he’s a Sunday moment for you.. showing why every little boy needs a dog.

little boy and big black lab sleeping on the couch

Yeah that's the Prince cuddling with his Black lab Mei

drunken rock band

Posted on June 12, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy

We interrupt our regularly scheduled weekend with a hang over.

The Prince went yesturday evening to a lock in followed by a field trip to the water park today thus giving me and my husband the Droid a chance to be kid free. KID FREE. It was a Friday night, what should we do? Go out to eat, catch a movie, go to a club. AWW heck no, that’s just not us. We opted for drunk rock band. Yes if you haven’t done this you really should cause it’s friggin awesome. We are TOTALLY that cool yall.. You crank up your rock band and you get drunk and sing and play instruments and believe it or not much like karokee you sound sooo much better when your drunk. Oh yeah the Droid doesn’t drink, so I drank enough for both of us. Which is probably why I sounded doubly awesome. To me.

So I can’t post today because I really don’t drink that often. ( notice how I didn’t say drink that much, it’s cause when I do drink I drink A LOT, and bruuuther did I drink a lot last night.)

There are no pictures or video in this NON post ( thank the gods). Just me feeling queezy and suffering for my wild crazy night of drunken rock band, which oddly enough didn’t catch on as a twitter hashtag last night. Oh yeah and I want one of those breathalizer things that you have to blow in installed on my cell phone and lap top because seriously people, I should not be allowed in PUBLIC at all when I drink. ( Thank you New Orleans for not being considered public).

Also I want to stab tweetdeck today because that sound is like slamming a friggin trout up against my brain every 2 seconds. aaaaaaaaaand my dogs breathe really loud.

peach out.

Funny Stuff Friday XI

Posted on June 11, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday

Ok so yesterday I was markedly absent from twitter and for the most part facebook. This was due in part to a)my brain falling out ( not making this up), or b) poisonous mashed potatoes. either way I hope I am back for Friday since it’s like my high school sweetheart only in days of the week. I love it, even when it doesn’t live up to my expectations. For future reference Sunday is like my marriage day of the week. I love it, comfy and lazy, and usually filled with hugs and no schedule.

But I digress… It freaking funny stuff Friday yall… So let’s get it on… ( I mean the blog let’s get on with the blog. geez you gutter minds)

ok and a little reading to clear your pallett- or not

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”

the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!”

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie!”

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver!”

and now in honor of the weekend being here I give you…..

Drunk animals.

he's gonna feel that in the morning

alone and vulnerable oh the pain

this grass iz sooo soft

so clearly the above animals don’t have friends, cause friends lock you in a room and draw on you with markers and stuff when you pass out. Friends don’t let friends drink and gather nuts. Take it how you want. That’s my pact.

Have an awesome weekend people !

x0

ThePeachy1