Sunday Recap

Posted on June 27, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy

This week has just been all kinds of funky. But you guy hung in there, and I have some new faces dropping by. ( love all of you so much I would share my twizzlers).

Let’s get on with the recap huh?

On Moronic Monday I shared with you the lesson learned of the facebook time space continuum, and how to impress your friends and family by flooding your house. ( winner of the highest visited posted this week) ( I am also still ranked #3 for “epic asshattedness” on google. And yes I am proud of that !)

On Tell it Tuesday my NON advice column followed thru with crappy advice on everything from bad neighbors, fake pound cake, bulk beano and Old Navy Gas Masks. Please folks don’t forget to send your questions ( no matter how odd) to beingpeachy@gmail.com

Wednesday I covered stabby math, singing teachers, tipping and customer service.

My Thursday TAIT ( Think about itl Thursday) as per my decree features my facebook friends and their massive awesomeness. As I always say if your facebook doesn’t look like this, then your doing it wrong. I covered zombie spiders and attacking ants.

Funny Stuff Friday sent several people off to google nekkid boobies painted like frogs, but even more important you can watch a flipping amazing parody video of Lady Gaga’s song “accident prone” which is fitting since the clumsy freak fell down of her ugly camel toe 58 inch heels at the airport and that seems to be news worthy.

And Saturday I kinda phoned it in pulling the post about the day Brendan Fraser met with me and wanted me badly. I dug it out of the archives and it will be source of my inappropriate dreams tonight. Don’t hate me just because famous hottie guys fall all over me, especially since it’s my perception on reality .

I am really excited because I did my first real life interview of someone who has been interviewed by famous people it’s Adam P. Knave of http://www.adampknave.com/ I don’t think this will be in his top 20 journalist interviews but you guys know I am not an professional. You can find it here.

I also got a request to guest post at MidWesternMamah for Holly, and that’s pressure people because she has a great site. I have a few days but need some topic discussions. send them in, be my muse, the pay is nothing but the rewards are endless. I have like until Thursday to do this. OMG panic-help.

In other top secret related news, I have 2 really big projects coming up and I could just faint and really want to tell you about them but have been sworn to secrecy with the threat of a tittie twister and uhm I hate those so YOU GET NOTHING.

Oh yeah, it’s my bloggoversary it’s 9 weeks old right now.. cool huh? I thought so … Thanks for coming around. Tolerating my spelling and grammatic errors and crappy graphics.. I love you. Yes you, your full of awesome.

PEACH OUT

yummy butts

Posted on June 26, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy

For your Saturday viewing please I pulled this out of the archives for you.

Ok so today I was out with a friend minding our own business, and then BAM. In walks Brendan Fraser. So he walks up to me and says, ” What’s up with you?”, and I said, “What’s up with you?” and he said .. Oh wait wrong movie. Oh yeah and it wasn’t Brendan. Cause if it was actually Brendan I would totally be either a) in a jail cell for some unmentionable crime that wouldn’t ever allow me to walk the streets without a cool ankle alarm again, or b) in a Nut Hut locked up drooling on my self while I drew little hearts with his initials and mine in it on the walls with the crayon they would let me have..

But what did happen, is I was sitting there, and I looked up from whatever I was pretending to do and BAM there was this dude with his back to me. And BAM, there was this butt, now to clarify it wasn’t in my face cause that would be all “eww”. It was across the room, but it was absolutely noteworthy across the room. It was such a smokin hott booty that my asbestos panties nearly exploded from my body. What’s weird is at that exact moment I was in 10th grade again. I immediately started poking and slapping my friendly with my mouth hanging open and pointing and making grunting noises while drooling… I was told to ” get a grip”. Uhm is that a clearance from you on this cause I will totally go over there and get a grip? NO get a grip on yourself, act right or your going to hell. Dang… Hell is really hot.. Ok I will act right, can I drool over him quietly? Yes. I needed a teething ring and bib, or an impromptu wet T-shirt contest cause I was drooling up a storm. It was brought to my attention that he worked with a boat load of skinny hotties in their early 20’s. I pointed out he might like a change. I got a dirty look. Needless to say. Then Bam he spoke, and he was witty, oh the agony, that made him hotter. Then I left. In the car many more even further inappropriate things were said about my Dear Brendan. Tonight I am sure he will take me to a place like this picture with a waterfall and we will be all “what’s up with you”.

Thats me on the left and my man on the right ...

He loves me…

PEACH OUT

Funny Stuff Friday

Posted on June 25, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday

It’s Friday YALL !! Break into celebratory song of choice {here, possibly something not by lady gaga, maybe?}.

This week has been hard for me.

When I had to go to the tire shop, I realized a push up bra and smile wasn’t enough to get that “special” discount. It could be that I need push up underwear and I can’t seem to find platform sparklie orthopedic heels? ( theres a market there people!) I think I got the feel sorry for the old lady discount. But a discount is a discount.

I am still trying to get my hottie discount

I have no clue who the creator of that is because it came to my email from my husband along with the joke…

“What do older ladies have between their boobs that younger women do not?”

Their bellybutton…

Ok I am starting to think this could be a hint or something. But then I remember the major difference between men and women.

men and women see themselves differantly

who ever drew this nailed it on the head.

But I am really glad I don’t have to deal with things like dating and booty calls. Because my friend Jesse sent me this.

So glad I don't have to do this, I wouldn't remember the rules.

But then I got this in my email and I was like bawahahah that’s so funny. Who sent it?

My husband also sent me this? is there a pattern here?

So when I realized I probably just can’t rest on the gaurantee of hotty status for another 40 or so years, I thought maybe I would consider cross training and try being useful and jump on that “cleaning the house” bandwagon.

Bad idea. I don’t understand why there are instructions on my shampoo bottle that OBVIOUSLY the world knows how to use. But no no instructions on my Mop, which is where I needed them. Fail, Fail and hold it.. Giant FAIL. Yesterday I almost killed every living thing in my house by turning on the auto clean volcano lava feature on my oven. It billowed smoke around and tried to kill us. Thank goodness I already knew about the gasmasks at Old Navy from Tuesdays Non Advice Column.

OH HOLY BEANS AND FRANKS FOLKS… I almost forgot the biggest news ever. As we all know Lady Gaga Fell down at the airport over her massive assinine shoes .. We knew it would happen it did. Please put it on every website and News Show because it’s that damn important. NOT. I fall every damn day, I don’t even need huge ugly high dollar shoes to do it in. But this video is awesome so watch it. Plus she deserves it. She’s an ass.

Oh yeah and Jenny @ The Bloggess is selling this Kristoffer Kristofferson on Ebay.. anyone want to vote on how long before they jank her hilarious auction? Remember the Haunted Ghost camera sale? Priceless.

The Oatmeal obviously knowing I was under attack from zombie spider CIA Ants and the P.O.W. mouse told us how to prepare out pets for war. Prepare yourself for funny stuff. You can also learn the things NOT to tweet about and how to tell if you suck at Face Book.

That’s it my friends and now go forth and ROCK this weekend !

PEACH OUT.