Ok I have like to cram 2 weeks in 1 post. Fasten your seat belts.
So I since I did that thing with the ticker where it went blah and I went ick, and they went stick stick slash, then they went all bed bed bed. I went all yeah whatever. Run Run Run.
Then I went all OMG birthday, baseball, graduation, awards, blah, posting, birthday, celebration, summer, and……..
ticker.. icker… again. stick stick stick…. and they went D-U-H BED!
and I went oh you said bed? now I get it.
So I have been doing like bed/chair rest, except for this one time I did bleacher rest. That’s another story, but it really was almost like bed rest just with a bleacher and a boat load of other people and dirt and well teams and a scoreboard and hot dogs, and well isn’t that how you guys bed rest? ok don’t freaking judge me.. it was closing ceremonies.
I have never really gotten the “poke” feature on Facebook. Only like 4 of them do it on a regular basis and it’s 4 people I know rather well and in real life and for many years but are now far away. I asked one of them once, wth do you freaking poke me on facebook, they said they only fb from their phone so they can’t see or do much but they can poke people… it’s their way of saying hi… Even if they lied to me it made it
less creeepy nice.
Over the last few weeks I am being poked by like 40 people a day? many of whom I don’t know. While I am on bed rest. I was thinking this was becoming nearly a documentary and rumor worthy in my small town.
And yesterday my eye exploded. I thought it was nothing upon further detective work. I am sure someone has poked me in the eye. I probably have eye herpes now, just like on the Sweetest thing. Thanks..