OH baby. It’s a double Whammy. It’s Freaking Friday my lovelies AND as a super bonus. I am headed to New Orleans.
I will be meeting up with some friends I have known since Moby Dick was a Minnow. I will also be meeting people that have been friends on line and are a major part of my life. Then I hope I will make some new friends.
If you are going to be there make sure to look me up. I look just like all these freaking pictures of me all of this stinking blog, twitter, facebook. So it’s not hard to find me. More importantly I am the super loud obnoxious southern drawl chick. Shouldn’t be too hard to find, if I were in Alaska. But ha, I will be in New Orleans so good luck.
Would have been super awesome if my business cards got here, the ones that say, ” writer, public speaker and unicorn trainer” I was going to put zombie life coach on there, but hell, I seriously hate zombies and I wanted to put zombie killer but then I thought having the word “killer” on my business card would just get my a guaranteed body cavity search by the big hand chick at TSA every single time. Where I always get the ” random selection” anyway because apparently the ” soccer moms” are the a serious threat. Or it could be the entire ” yeah you totally don’t look Thai thing. Whatever.
If I seem to be rambling it’s because my brain left for New Orleans like 12 hours ago, it’s currently at the Cat’s Meow singing, ” Your so Vain” and “Love Shack” . Only my body is here, waiting on my kids baseball uniform to dry so I can lay it out for him because Bob knows if I don’t get it laid out there is NO FREAKING way on earth the Droid and him could get him dressed and to his baseball game at 730pm tomorrow night. Geesh. I would also like to Thank my brain for making sure the Prince and Droid have clean clothes laid out for the next 3 days but not packing a single thing for my trip. In related news I found a wookie in my dryers lint trap. That was pretty scary. Also why do we trap lint? Is it lint season? Do we have a license to trap lint? Is there a limit? I am so confused right now.
Have a good weekend people. Think of me, smile, laugh, live, love and most of all, leave a comment so you can enter to win a present from my birthday blog give away contest it’s getting close. Be excited !
You are such a hoot! I soooo need to do NOLA with you as my tour guide! Represent KBC, Boomslang Sistah!!!!