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Winter StormTrooper Warnings- Funny StUfF FrIdAy

Posted on January 14, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday, It's Juicy - 8 Comments

Unless you have the king of luck that causes you to win the 350 million lottery or to live on a tropical island, you know

IT’S THE SNOWPOCOLYPSE OF 2011 !

I didn’t win the lotto and don’t live on a tropical island but I do live far enough south that my kid has never seen snow.  Which means we own “jackets” not “coats” or “parkas” or “snow gear”.  However the news is doing NOTHING BUT covering every stupid flake that falls on this country making stupid proclamations like,  ” the entire country is blanketed in snow”  or “snowstorm across the nation”.

Thus making my kid run to the window and say, ” so we really don’t live in America do we mom, this is sort of like your tooth fairy lie?”

After I hypnotized him and made him believe up was down and this was not the droid he was looking for.  We watched the national news.  It looked like this to us.

winter storm trooper warning map, using bed intruder song

I think they are getting lazy isn't that the bed intruder song?

and of course those awesome graphics they throw up every 2 seconds basically screaming the END IS NEAR !!!   But if you actually read them, they have a real message in there.

warning, yeti sighting,  hazardous travel near the death star, send messages via r2d2

Woah ! "seems like" no I am pretty sure it is.

I went to my handy dandy weather radio to see if WE had anything to worry about. Apparently I can’t find this century on OUR weather radio.

outdated weather radio

I sure hope they bring Mt Dew and Cheesecake.

I went ahead and took my van to the gas station to fill it up just in case ( since that’s what we do for hurricanes )  and I saw this.

arguing married storm troopers

OH Janet. really?

My kid had to use the bathroom, because honestly there isn’t a public restroom he doesn’t want to visit which he knows damn well is one of my huge phobias.

hurry up Jim, really we all gotta go

It appears we have a Storm Trooper Warning here too?

So we got our supplies and hurried home to “hunker down” because again, that’s what we do for hurricanes.

Of course nothing happened.  Not 1 single flake.  But when the Fed Ex guy showed up he looked like this.

fed ex yeti, winter storm trooper warning, beingpeachy, the peachy1

and he was wearing shorts.

So that’s it, I spent way too much time making these graphics, and probably only I will find them hilarious.  Blah, don’t get ate by a yeti this weekend.

xo

PEACH OUT

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8 comments on “Winter StormTrooper Warnings- Funny StUfF FrIdAy”

  1. Mosabi says:
    January 14, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    Oddly, on such a well written piece, what caught my attention was your public restroom phobias. Facinating, I’m the opposite. I stop by as many as I can, sort of the marking my territory instinct…If I didn’t pee there, I’ve not been there mentality.

  2. ThePeachy1 says:
    January 14, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    wow, that kind of scares me, but only because I make my kid do an acid wash shower when he leaves a public restroom. My dalmatian is a LOT like you, but he has ocd. probably.

  3. Justin says:
    January 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    OMFG that is funny. I love the picture of your weather thingy saying that the British are coming.

    And I liked the star wars pics as well.

  4. SINtaMENTAL says:
    January 14, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    Me likey your funnies ;D

  5. Shane says:
    January 14, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    I’m a member of a “Don’t Get Eaten by the Yeti” club. I recommend joining.

  6. Chunky Mama says:
    January 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    It doesn’t snow here either. For Christmas, someone gave my kid a book about a dog and a little girl sneaking out to play in the snow. When I finished reading, my son just shrugged at me like “I don’t get it?”

  7. Chunky Mama says:
    January 14, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    PS The storm trooper porta-potty is the best one.

  8. Holly B says:
    January 14, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    If the British are coming they best be bringing SUNSHINE and WARM WEATHER with them or its going to get real ugly real quick up in this bitch!

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