Please be advised that I have NO expertise ( despite what the massive spam on my site that I block says). Except I remain in the top listing in google for the search term ” epic asshattedness” NOT MAKING THIS UP. Google it. )(now I rank for several other horrific things including “robin willimas man junk” and “justank beaver” I am so proud- click here and see.
The following are emails that I probably should have answered like 1 or 2 weeks ago, because I think they are time sensitive. But hey people you get what you pay for and this non advice is totally free.
My ex boyfriend works with a guy I really like. He has asked me to the company party which is famous for being rowdy and a bit crazy. I want to go with the guy I like but I worry I will ruin my shot with him if I get drunk around my ex. Our sexual chemistry was HOT !
Torn between 2 lovers
Dear Torn Between 2 lovers- hrm I wonder how that went, can you email me the fall out from this event possibly include photos or video? Did it look like this? xo ThePeachy1
Please help me, I love my kids 11 and 6 but they are monsters. Spoiled monsters. We are ok financially but by no means rich. They have the manners of gremlins and I can’t seem to get them under control. When I take away their iphones and laptops they just punish me by being nasty.
The Doormat Mom
Dear Doormat Mom- Ttake them to Willy Wonkas place because all the brats get it in the end there. xoxo ThePeachy1
My in-laws are coming for the Holidays, they never want to o anything other than sit around ” visiting” for days and days, I can only take so much. Also their visits are like a stab to my culture are I am Hispanic and they are not and make “NON funny” stereo type jokes but think it’s ok since they are also a minority. They are rude and treat me like a servant and complain if I speak Spanish or hide in my closet hoping they will disapear.
Dear Esposa- My redneck neighbor says that pigs will eat everything but the skull. Then I was thinking, the skull would make a hella candle holder right? Set up an etsy right away ! xo ThePeachy1
photo credit tohttp://www.thisnext.com/item/09406863/2243A553/Pink-Skull-Candle-Holder
That’s it for this week my friends. Take care and feel free to send in any questions you might need non advice for. The general rule is 3 a week every Tuesday. BEINGPEACHY@GMAIL.COM