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WWDDW- what would Daddy do Wednesday

Posted on August 18, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in It's Juicy - 10 Comments

It’s Wednesday my free flow day. I decided to let you in on a little secret weapon. My Daddy. If you have read along for any period of time you realize my daughter and my Daddy are endless pools of humor. Although at very opposite ends of the funny spectrum.

Not everything they say is PC, however he still does not swear in front of ladies. He sends me about 30-50 emails a day because it makes him laugh and they usually either make me laugh or facepalm.  Here is some of what he sends me.

*****************
A man boarded a plane with six kids..

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned
Over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours ? ”

He replied, ” No Ma’am, I work for a condom company.
These are customer complaints. ”
*****************

One day my housework-challenged husband decided

To wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,

He shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the
Washing machine?’

‘It depends,’ I replied.

‘What does it say on your shirt?’

He yelled back, ‘ OHIO STATE ! ‘

And they say
Blondes are dumb….
*******************************

A couple is lying
In bed. The man says,

‘I am going to make
You the happiest woman in the world..’

The woman replies,
‘I’ll miss you……….
****************************

‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the
Neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’

She replied ‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ .
*****************************

Q: How do you
Keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the
Email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
*****************************
These are actual quotes taken from Government employee performance evaluations…

1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom
and has started to dig.”

2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.”

3. “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more
of a definite won’t be.”

4. “Works well when under constant supervision or cornered like a rat in a trap.”

5. “When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change
feet.”

6. “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”

7. “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them.”

8. “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”

9. “This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the
better.”

10. “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it
all together.”
********************************

ok that’s it for today. I love my daddy he is made of awesome.

PEACH OUT

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10 comments on “WWDDW- what would Daddy do Wednesday”

  1. Tawnya says:
    August 18, 2010 at 1:32 am

    Oh those were totally great!!! Your daddy ROCKS!!!

  2. MidWesternMamaH says:
    August 18, 2010 at 10:14 am

    LMAO !! Seriously… do you think your Daddy would adopt me?

  3. ThePeachy1 says:
    August 18, 2010 at 10:20 am

    He already has, you should get the papers in the mail soon.

  4. SINtaMENTAL says:
    August 18, 2010 at 10:54 am

    made me smile, perfect for a crappy hump day ;0)

  5. ThePeachy1 says:
    August 18, 2010 at 11:29 am

    yeah for some reason lately hump days have been more of a dry hump day. not really feeling it..

  6. Barbara says:
    August 18, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    He is too cute.

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  8. SecretKept says:
    August 18, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    haha Those are great. My brother went to Ohio State, so for that one I think if it says Ohio State you would just wash it like normal, but if it said Michigan it’s beyond washing and should just be thrown away.

  9. ThePeachy1 says:
    August 18, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    as a childhood resident of Michigan I can support your statement above. To anyone who attends school in Michigan, sorry but your state sucks, it looks like a mitten and that’s just all kinds of stupid, the only state worse is Florida, it looks like a penis, which is actually a bit cooler because a penis is way cooler than a mitten plus their colleges are for parties unlike Michigan which is for basket weaving or some shit who knows I went to Florida which is why I drink, and can’t write properly but can kick ass at beer pong. Wait, what was this about. Shit. Where is the vodka.

  10. beaudreauxsbellylaughs says:
    September 6, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    your Daddy must be a funny funny man in real life, thank your for sharing his humor with us.

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