This week has been full of crazy fun here in Peachy land. So
since I am too lazy to write an actual post just in case you missed any this is the day we take a look back. Don’t buck the system people, it’s the weekend.
On Moronic Monday this week we did an interpretive dance/PSA on avoiding the deadly fire crotch of death. I also suck so bad at interpretive dance that I made it look like I was shooting a squid out of my lady bits.
Tell it Tuesday is my non advice column. You are welcome to send in your question to email@example.com I should probably let you know I have no justifiable qualifications and don’t give good advice. I am like Lucy from peanuts on my advice is totally free. We covered precious snowflakes, cheating husbands and IDIOTS ( or as I like to call it, really 3 twits in 1 day?)
Wednesday is my free flowing day, so I did a WTF Wednesday and created the first part of what will later become “ThePeachy1’s New World dictionary.” Terms, phrases and fill in the blank options you should know.
Thursday was fun with face book friends. I had no clue a simple statement about a shower would would be like bloody water to a shark tank. My truly hilarious genius friends garnered a 94+ comment thread that involved the great leprechaun debate of 2010, movie quotes and probably one the best ever covers of Baby Got Back.
Funny Stuff Friday- some may think I phoned this post in. My honor is offended
but they are totally right. I got so caught up in these hilarious blogs I spent hours looking at them and totally missed my deadline I just went ahead and did a post of things on their sites that made me laugh.
So yeah it’s been a fun week, and I really appreciate the fact that we lived through it without having a goat in the shower or being attacked in the crotch by fire ants. ( does anyone else get the sense the universe is in a big plot to injure my hoo haa? )
a bonus Joke from my dad for you because you deserve it.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in Baltimore with a box of frozen soft shell crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in Sarasota , Florida , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Baltimore , please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up…. so she took them home and ate them for dinner.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folks think.
Take care my dears, and remember. “Life is a Journey not a Job”. So go forth and be Peachy.