If we go out to eat chances are I will do something like this. If I was famous my Wasbai man would be “art” . So here is my hot art, get it wasabi, hot, oh never mind.
it's a bird, it's a plane, it's me being inappropriate, WASABI MAN
Dinosaur dating drawbacks. ( glad that's typed and not said)
My daughter called from work and said she ran into the dinosourusbitch, which is better than a hippotwatamus, I asked her if the creature was a carnny-vore or a herbawhore? yeah we are totally inappropriate, but leave us alone it’s quality time people.
Truth in Real Estate via email from my Daddy.
If we were all honest, most signs would look like this.
and finally from the peachy tree here’s one I had to share, it’s one of my many nephews. he clearly gets his drinking dna from me, have I ever mentioned how glad I am there were not iphones, twitter and facebook when I was “finding myself” and everyone else in Dayton Beach all those years ago. Straight from the drunken family tree… My nephew.
Fair game. He posted it on FB.
Before anyone freaks, he is over 21, he was in college, he did not drive, and this photo was not taken by me, cause ewww… my 1 big question, WTH did he find 80’s shorts? He posted this on FB which in my book makes him fairgame. He also posted this is the last time he drinks, which to mean is some sort of therapy, so I am just helping him, really… stop laughing, I am serious.
Have a fantastic Friday and wickedly wonderful Weekend.
