So in honor of my broken tooth ( thanks M & M’s with pretzels you suck). My facebook friends showered me with many jokes. As they laughed with at me. Here ya go. BORG – Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using a vibrator? A: She has a chipped tooth TRACI […]
With the late breaking news of the Russian Spies and all this infiltration going on I thought I would share with you how this all came down. 2 weeks ago ( just before the Russian spies were busted). A key player in this event was my evil aloof and down right nasty lazy cat, […]
There is no celebratory hump day here. The lady garden is closed after a vicious and devastating attack. I am sad to report there has been an invasion of the utmost horror. About a week ago I got attacked during the night by what appeared to be a random drive by ant biting. I complained to my […]
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