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Coffee and Testicles

Posted on July 26, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday, It's Juicy, The Peachy Tree - 3 Comments
jokes from my daddy

And now I give to you another great joke from my Daddy.

 

 

 

Subject: Coffee and Testicles at the US Post Office

 

 

Coffee and Testicles at the US Post Office

A Gentleman goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”

“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.”

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my
testicles.”

The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points
for me to hire you immediately. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am.  Plan on starting at 10:00 am
every day.”

The Gentleman is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”

This is a U.S. Government job , the interviewer reply’s.

“For the first two hours, the guys just stand around drinking coffee and scratching their balls.
No point in coming in for that.”

 

Bada Bing…

Thanks Daddy,

 

 

You guys go out and kick ass today !

xo

PEACH OUT

 

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3 comments on “Coffee and Testicles”

  1. Oilfield Trash says:
    July 26, 2011 at 10:12 am

    This was very funny. Love It!!

  2. Brandon says:
    July 26, 2011 at 10:19 am

    Which is why I haven’t gone to the post office yet! I need to today, but I want to make sure they’re all awake.

    Great joke! Should I tell it to the clerk when I get there?

  3. Chunky Mama says:
    July 26, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    hahaha
    Love it.

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