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The Phone Call

Posted on July 18, 2011 by ThePeachy1 in The Peachy Tree - 2 Comments
the phone call

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,

 

 

 

‘Hello?’

 



‘Hi honey.

This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?’


‘No, Daddy.
She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’




After a brief pause,




Daddy says,


‘But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’


‘Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy,
right now..’




Brief Pause.




‘Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
That Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’





‘Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’




A few minutes later
The little girl comes back to the phone.




‘I did it, Daddy.’



‘And what happened, honey?’



‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.


Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
And now she isn’t moving at all!’




‘Oh my God!!!  What about your Uncle Paul?’


‘He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too..


He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
And into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water
Last week to clean it.


He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’




Long Pause



Longer Pause



Even Longer Pause




Then Daddy says,




‘Swimming pool?  ………..




Is this 555-5731?’


No, I think you have the wrong number……..

 

 

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2 comments on “The Phone Call”

  1. Oilfield Trash says:
    July 18, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    That is hilarious.

  2. The Animated Woman says:
    July 19, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    Laughing in spite of myself.

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