Happy almost freaking Friday you sexy people. My Darling Daddy sent me this today so I decided to have a Prep Rally for Friday! WooHoo Go Friday you can do it, put a little power to it. GET HERE GET HERE GET HERE NOW!
As always I am sick and tired of these mother fudging crooks on this muther fudgin rock. But this one made me smile. We need more Police who have literature backgrounds clearly.
Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket.. When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the “Toys for Tots” program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.
After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene, Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.
“The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw…injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.”
Now that was a well written Police report.
That is awesome, I love this one.
Niiiice. hehe 🙂
Wow, that was very well written. My friend who is a Texas cop would be jealous, he would wish his cops would write that way!!
LOVE IT!!! Your dad is bitchin’!!!!