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I live in a noxious home. Between my husband, my two boys and the 3 dogs. There is always a strong stank of fart in my home. I know it’s in the carpets and drape and furniture. No amount of febreeze or plug ins will help. Any advice?
Dear Stinkage Sufferer, I have a black lab that every winter lays with her butt toward the fireplace prompting me to sit nearby holding my breath and a fire extinguisher. I am sure her farts will shoot her projectile style across the family room when the chimney finally ignites them. I can not even imagine 3 humans and 3 dogs STANKING up the place. Do you feed them a lot of brussle sprouts and beans? Or any other fart famous food? I have a couple of ideas and you could make a profit on the side. #1 Buy stock in bean-o. #2 Buy actual Bean-o in bulk ( or if your a blogger you could get them as a sponsor?). Make them take it daily like vitamins in fact you painstakingly carve/shape them like Flinstones and use food coloring to convince them. Then you should also probably crush up some and add them to every meal. You might also want to consider purchasing one of these.
Best wishes… Peachy1
My nieghbors are insane. They have 8 cars in their yard in addition to a boat and a camper. They are loud and always half dressed. I want them OUT but we don’t have a HOA. Any advice?
Wanting them Gone
PS- Thank you for all of your support and help with The Princes Science Fair Project, watching the videos, leaving him comments, sending him ideas, yesterday he won overall. So this means he goes to Regionals March 16 !
PSS- Everyones Favorite Whiny Guy ” Why is Daddy Crying” let me know last night that HIS little Prince has made the call to shave his head for St Baldricks. If you don’t know about this, it’s where people take pledges reach their goal and on March 12, 2011. Every dollar makes a difference. Please click here and support Little Dude- http://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/mypage/participantid/438848
Thank you so much for the comment, I got my blog back!!! Great advice as usual Peach!!! Hugs!
I got lost on the ‘..but we don’t have a HOA’ part.
What’s a HOA?
I assume it’s just how southerners say ‘whore.’ I don’t have one either, but not sure what that has to do with my neighbors stockpiling shit.
You took those pictures north of I-10 just outside of your town huh? lol
Oh and great advice by the way.
How dare you put a picture of my brother’s ex-wife’s family on your blog!!
Sigh. I love seeing the glass half full, especially if there’s farts and eggs involved.
@ Mooooooooog35- HOA= Home Owners Association. We had quite a snitty one in Florida now we live next to a chicken coop. @Justin LOL dude if I set up a camera at the front of my yard I could get those pics in 1 week and more. @AnimatedWoman- Girl I didn’t your know ex kin lived here, heck y’all come on for a visit.. LOL
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