Somebody had to mind the fruit-stand on account of The Peachy One being AWOL; and those two somebodies were me and the dude.
JC: Dude. You’ll never guess where Peach is.
WhyIsDaddyCrying: Ummm…did she pack her suitcase, throw some glitter on her face and take off to follow Justin Beaver around the world?
WhyIsDaddyCrying: Is she kneeling in a field holding a football waiting for me to run towards it and kick it, pulling it away at the very last second so that I land on my back dejected, confused, broken-hearted, and cold inside?
WhyIsDaddyCrying: Oh, oh I know!! She’s really a ghost and left us to go reenact Dirty Dancing with Patrick Swayze’s real ghost, not the one from the movie “Ghost.”
WhyIsDaddyCrying: Stalking her ex from 20 years ago? You know, the one with the stuffed giraffe tongue lamp post and who named is “thingy” Ted Danson?
WhyIsDaddyCrying: I GIVE UP!!!! Where’s Peach?!?
JC: Dunno. But she left a note.
Where is that Peach? It’s a MYSTERY! Show us how much you love Being Peachy by dressing up as her commenting your best guess of where Peach really is!