Well it’s upon us people.
( 7 LITTLE DAYS)
I don’t take it as serious as I did when the oldest kids were little. I am not nearly as June Cleaver, anal retentive, YOU BETTER SMILE WHEN YOU TAKE THIS PICTURE OR I WILL KILL YOU, type of Mom I was a couple decades ago. ( shut up yes I am that old and still parenting the 9 year old Prince)
Now it’s like, uhm yeah tree? sure uh, don’t your friends ( all 9 and under) want to come over and drag crap all over because nothing says Christmas like some tacky decorating and honestly 9 year old boys and 7 year old girls have the market cornered on decorating in this genre.
Plus now my house really does look like a special edition of Hoarders at the North Pole.
Oh I made these yesterday-
and here’s the recipe-
Put on clothes, find car keys, go to store.
Ask ladies who bake stuff to give you a few dozen cupcakes with just brown chocolate frosting.
Go put Nilla wafers, m&ms, frosting and pretzels in your cart.
Check out and get that impusle Diet Mt Dew for the drive home.
Get home remove stores sticker from the cupcake holder.
Make your kid sort out m&m’s and break pretzles.
Place a nilla wafer on the cupcake, place a red or brown m&m in the middle
Then shove broken pretzels in for antlers and MATCHING colored m&m’s for eyes.
Then tell your kid to wash his hands and finish them up because you have to answer some emails.
Then when he’s done go look and take pictures.
** also he made a 3 eyed reindeer and a cyclopes reindeer and a zombie reindeer with antlers hanging out of it’s mouth from another reindeer. But the Reindeer Right Protection league wont let us post those pics and somehow deleted them off my camera before I could even save them. The RRPL is apparently linked with the mob cause they are bad ass, or they could be aliens, not sure.
So here’s some funnies to get you through the weekend.
This first one is for my #sybil/#eve
and finally what would do with out FANTASTICAL MARKETING
Have an awesome weekend you remarkable band of brillant people, take with you a smile and remember, I love ya.