Yep it’s that time of the week where I pull a random post straight off my facebook account and share it with you. Remember if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you need way cooler friends feel free to join us.
Yesterday was a whirlwind of romance for me, and it was markedly void of my beloved man the Droid.
I woke up WAY too early and found out I had a sudo love interest macking hard to get my attention.
I responded to him like he was my husband and shot his butt down like I was a PGM ( that’s fancy talk for smart bomb).
It happened very publicly. It is as follows :
Yep so I was all, KAPOW, I smacked Fred down like he was a bug on the windshield of an 18 wheeler. I know normally not cool. But Fact 1- hard to believe but I am indeed happily married, Fact 2- Fred was not my friend on FB, Fact 3- Fred had 7 friends in common and they were all chicks. Fact 4- It was super early in the morning and I am a bit grouchy.
So Holly at MidWesternMamaH she knows we all think she’s hot, so she doesn’t need to be sweet, hot is so much better than sweet, unless your cheesecake. Also Sam did call me, and Billy is not a blogger but is so hilariously off color on the net and IRL.
How can I NOT love these people, really they embrace me. Oh but don’t think it comes without penalty. Unfortunately when I returned home I had gotten a break up email from Chilli’s. In the interest of honesty in journalism ( isn’t that an oxy moron?) I did indeed post the non facebook break up email Chilli’s sent me. If you are my friend on facebook you probably saw it. If you’re not my friend on facebook, what’s your problem? Are you picking Fred’s side? OMG, I can’t believe you? Sniff.
DUDE! WHERE AM I WHEN THIS GOES ON?!
I miss being a regular on your “stupid people on facebook” recaps!
LOL.. it’s not stupid people on facebook Miley, it’s Fun with Facebook Friends. Unless you are calling me Stupid because I am in everyone, that’s the only consistent. OMG MILEY are you leaving me because of Fred? Crap. Who knew he had such pull.
Oh sorry, I was talking about ME being stupid. Plus it was late and I was grumpy.
I would never leave you for some dude named Fred. EVER. The only one who would have any pull and make me leave you is… yea, I actually can’t think of anyone.
I really flippin’ hate that I can’t cruise facebook all day like I used to be able to do. I miss out on all the fun. sigh.
I am stupid.
Should I be honored that Im yet again in this?? FUCK YEAH! Im honored as hell….. and hot(this fucking menopause is killing me) Not sweet.