OH my DOG y’all. I live in the south for a reason.. But no mother nature doesn’t give a flying flip, I am UNDER A FREEZE WARNING TONIGHT !!
In case you didn’t hear me screaming with my caps lock on, Freeze Warning- Gulf of Mexico-Insane.
I made my manly men folk go chop down a tree ( yeah whatever tree huggers I am cold).
This weekend is going to be insane. I am simply too cold to post, I may climb in my fireplace.
What the ever loving snatch of a beaver near a black bear in the Tunica hills, a FREEZE WARNING?!
That’s NOT awesome.
My evil plan is working ( insert evil laughter here)
Hmm you just gave me an idea for an invention. Nipple warmers.
Justin, it’s called your mouth.
Or pasties, depending on who she is.