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Funny Stuff Friday

Posted on October 22, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday - 19 Comments

It’s here people the day I used to love more than cheap wine. Now I love my lazy comfy Sundays. But Friday is still in my top 3, and 3 out of 7 ain’t so bad.

What do you say?  Let’s get a laugh on.  mkay?

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A Cabby’s Halloween Kiss- via my Daddy

A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.’

She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’

She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’

The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’

‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

‘My dear child,’ said the nun, ‘Why are you crying?’

‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.’

The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.’

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and now for some visuals that have been emailed to me by some of my Juicy Fruits.  I have no clue as to who to credit for these photos since they were emailed to me, so if the picture is yours please write in and let me know .  beingpeachy@gmail.com

From Amber O –

zoo animals get sick eating idiots

Yes we all know idiots can cause serious food poisoning.

and this beauty sent in from Stinkin Thinkin
gold fish with shark fin, fake it till ya make it baby
Fake it till ya Make it. Do you think thats his law school fin?
From Anonymous-
balls removed, golf course sign

Wow, they are really serious about this rule.

From BKW- to Holly at MidWesternMamaH, Miley and Justin,  they will know why.
get me a sandwhich while you do felatio during the game

I could use a sammich right now babe, but hurry up while it's still half time.

From My sick sick sick friend across the pond.
huge butt, jackolantern

and that although funny is the stuff Eye Wash stations are made for.

Ok people it appears we have reached THE END of this post ( hardy har har).
have a kick butt weekend enjoy every moment.

xo

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19 comments on “Funny Stuff Friday”

  1. Miley says:
    October 22, 2010 at 1:04 am

    OMG, I am laughing so hard that I’m not making any sound!! You know that laugh, right? Yep, thought so!!

  2. ThePeachy1 says:
    October 22, 2010 at 1:31 am

    excellent ! twas my goal. Well that or pee in your pants, or even snort your drink out of your nose. But I will take no sound laughing. Because that makes me think of Tom Hanks Bath tub scene in “The Money Pit”

  3. Justin says:
    October 22, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Oh my. My side now hurts from laughing. I am sending you the bill for the morphine drip I am now on.

  4. Holly B says:
    October 22, 2010 at 8:56 am

    Bwwaaahhhhaaa!! OMG – too funny. I know better than to drink anything when Im over here.

  5. ThePeachy1 says:
    October 22, 2010 at 9:32 am

    @Justin, Miley and Holly- I am guessing that my readers are following some sort of plot/story line on my regulars because they actually mailed it in dedicated to you guys LOL. Justin please send the Morphine drip bill to Sex Goddess Czar, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
    Washington, DC 20500.

  6. Miley says:
    October 22, 2010 at 10:32 am

    Oh. my. goodness. You’re right. I AM famous! That’s way too cool.

  7. Marvi Marti says:
    October 22, 2010 at 11:32 am

    OH so glad I’ve learned to put down the coffee and swallow anything in my mouth before arriving here. Still laughing…

  8. ThePeachy1 says:
    October 22, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    Glad to hear you enjoy it Marti.

  9. Justin says:
    October 22, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    1600 Pennsylvania ave huh? Is that the address for Monika Lysnky (or however the fuck you spell it)?

  10. ThePeachy1 says:
    October 22, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    @ Justin- it’s monica lewinsky and no, they made her go and make purses a couple presidents ago, you can catch her ass on QVC. If I would have known the promise of a DNA stain, I wouldn’t have thrown out all my 80’s clothes.

  11. Justin says:
    October 22, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    Ah nothing makes me hornier than women in 80’s clothes.

  12. ThePeachy1 says:
    October 22, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    is it the leggins and the bra under a lace shirt? or the big hair and rubber band bracelets?

  13. Justin says:
    October 22, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    All of the above.

  14. ThePeachy1 says:
    October 22, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    I should send you some of my old modeling pics. ubber 80’s my kids laugh at them and say I look like a dork.

  15. Miley says:
    October 22, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    This 80s fetish explains so much about our first date…

  16. ThePeachy1 says:
    October 22, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    and you are shocked when my readers dedicate pictures to you guys, you’re better than a soap opera. LOL

  17. Miley says:
    October 22, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Seriously. We went to go see an 80s band at a bar.
    This also MAY explain why I have a bunch of old (some call them “vintage”) clothes still in my closet.

  18. Miss Nikki says:
    October 22, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    That’s funny shit, almost as funny as our last Facebook exchange. Catch you here next week for more laughs!

  19. ThePeachy1 says:
    October 22, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    Have a great weekend Nikki !

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