Yep it’s that time of the week where I pull a random post straight off my facebook account and share it with you. Remember if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you need way cooler friends feel free to join us.
My harmless and sane grounded status message-
“You know you live in a small town when you go to your nephews pw football game, bring the puppy you are trying to give away and 6 kids ask you if you want a puppy. Then they announce the puppy at half time. Amazingly no one took the puppy. It appears rural america is full up on dogs. Poor puppy. No one loves her.”
This is the glorious madness that happens when you blend people with different views, beliefs, backgrounds together at high speed and have excessive humor. I love them all.
Also here is the puppy
So if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you’re doing it wrong, and should jump down the rabbit hole and join us.
Don’t need a puppy, even if it comes with free, fast delivery, but I want a swamp. All we have up in my parts is pine trees, large marmot holes and neo-Nazis pretending to be Big Foot.
Oh gosh… Justin is going to have a field day with this one.
I love how everyone just assumes gators are abundant anywhere within a 1000 mile radius of a swamp. sigh.
Poor puppy. Poor Peachy for having the puppy.
Poor swamp hag for being being mocked.
I so wish I had the space to take her, because I sure would. I now live in a rather small apartment. She is adorable!
OMJ, this puppy is adorable. I wish I lived close enough for Fast, Free Dilivery. Somehow I think Kentucky may be outside the delivery range.
My FB friends are dull. Or maybe it is me. No, it’s definitely them, I am wicked and delightful. They suck!
@Ron- if you could trap one of them in the big foot suit I could put that as a swamp accessory !
@Miley- I think when people hear my States Name they see, cotton, a huge river and people of walmart. We only have the people of walmart. Thank you for the pity hag.
@Tawnya- Thanks I know she would be happy and loved with you, I am sure we will find a good fit.
@ Miley, I don’t think it’s that we assume every swamp has a gator. It’s more of an ambience kind of thing. I mean really, what’s a swamp without a gator? That’s why I want two with my swamp. That and to keep the neighborhood kids away.
Same here, since I’m from the nearby state. I’ve been asked if my brothers are my cousins (oops. MOM!!), if I had a pet alligator (that was my uncle, sheesh), if I grew up on a bayou (a creek THANK YOU VERY MUCH), if everyone has all their teeth (they do!) etc, etc, etc.
In fact, every time I go home, Justin makes the comment that they have carrier alligators instead of carrier pigeons. The list goes on.
You at least live in a decent area with a beach and shit. I can’t say the same!
@Rachel – oh, it’s ok to assume that a SWAMP has a gator. I’m from Louisiana. It’s not OK to assume that *I* have a gator b/c there’s a swamp 50 miles away 😉
I think the universe has spoken there Peachy gal. It said.. the puppy is yours. Name it already.
I am going to refrain for once from commenting on the bayou.
@wicked Shawn- it’s not you it’s obviously your friends. You are wicked funny. Also KY is becoming within delivery range due to desperation.
@ Rachel- I agree plus every swamp should have at least 2 gators so they don’t get lonely, nothing sucks worse than a lonely gator ( UofF )
@Miley- you do realize you are furthering the stereotype of the south by defending it with your family tree LOL
@ Holly- NOT TRUE NOT TRUE !!! I can’t hear the universe it needs to leave me alone !
@Justin – I swear I had to read that 2x’s because I thought you said, “I’m going to refrain from coming in the bayou” and I was like whoa baby, that makes yesterdays comments mean sooo much more.
Peachy, Ms Miley claims she isn’t a coon ass cajun, but her brousins make her more bayou than a CCR song.
And if I could do that in the bayou I think the fertility clinics would be calling me. lol
Justin I am with you on this dude, if you have brousins and Duncles then you be a coon ass, might as well change your name to Boudreaux or Thibadeaux and we shall just call her Marie.. We will have her down at the Fais Do Do you know she like the zydeco music.
Peachy, she claims she don’t like da zydeco music, but something tells me she has a ton of zydeco stuff in her closet.
Y’all are killing me.
1. My people came over on a DIFFERENT boat
2. I’m not coon ass. sigh. We’re all educated, even my grandparents went to college of some sort.
3. Justin, you found out I had brousins on our second date and you still stuck with me… What’s that say about you? LOL
To be fair, my mom didn’t KNOW both her husbands were from the same COUNTY in Mississippi until she went digging. They’re only like my 7th cousins.
I know what the fais do do is (funny b/c the translation means “make sleep” which is what they did with the kids when they wanted to party)… and I SUPPOSE you can call me marie since that’s my great grandmother’s middle name and she was french and stuff… but I will DRAW THE LINE AT ZYDECO!
Justin helped me move. Unless dildos are zydeco, he knows I’m not hiding anything.
Now I’m all in a tizzy. Will someone get me a mint julep?
I feel like I just got double teamed… and not in the fun way, just by fun people 😉
You are a coon ass. Just accept it so that we can make “waterboy” jokes.