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Funny Stuff Friday-Slip Sliding away.

Posted on October 1, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Funny Stuff Friday, It's Juicy - 7 Comments

Wow it’s here, and although I wait for it with antica antica antica—-pation every week, I have had a couple run in’s with a Monday disguised on the calendar as a Friday.  Nothing pisses me off worse.  So dearest Friday be good to me honey, or I will shank you and hook up with Saturday.

I have very important news last night I was yet again attacked. No it was not by a Star Fleet Captain in a Speedo or by Robin Williams Man junk,  this as an actual attack.  The suspect is my spa tub, and it’s a damn good thing I wasn’t eating shredded mini wheats when it happened.  I will tell you all about it on Monday but for now it’s just known as the great Elephant Poop Comforter  incident of 2010.

But today I awoke to receive a package.  A product for me to review.

When this happens I always have 1 of 2 reactions.   1- “WOO HOO  Lucky me, heck yeaz !!   Woot Woot.” or   2- “Great, like I am ever going to try this let alone freaking write a review. ”

But not today folks.   I got this

55 gallon drum of Personal lubricant Donkey Slider

wow. just wow.

This can only mean 1 of 3 things.  1- My husband is sending companies my info and out of pity for him, they are sending me ruffies and lube?  or 2- They know I will totally use this stuff on squeaky door hinges.

or

3- It’s flinging oatmeal on a wall again.  This one, might actually get a review, because it’s personal lube, so that means I can use it how I want, personally.  Like whip it out in the grocery store when I get that wheel that is squeaky.  The stadium seat at homecoming, just whip that out and apply it to those hinges and KABAM,  donkey slider to the  rescue, a nice breeze could now open that stadium seat. Walking into jewelry stores trying on obscenely expensive rings 2 sizes too small just so I can whip this stuff out and say, “don’t worry about I have MY personal lube.”

So yeah people I will be lubing up all kinds of stuff this weekend. Because I now have my own personal 55 gallon drum size non descriptive labeled  DONKEY SLIDER lube.

AWESOME !

Have a great weekend my friends.  Life’s short, live it, love it, lube it.

XO

PEACH OUT

*Delusion Disclaimer-  I did actually receive a sample product in the mail that was indeed a personal lube, it is not a 55 gallon drum nor is it named Donkey Slider.  No I wasn’t paid for this, because clearly if I were paid for it, I would have used the real name, done a real journalist review and it wouldn’t be on this blog it would be totally somewhere else.*

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7 comments on “Funny Stuff Friday-Slip Sliding away.”

  1. Justin says:
    October 1, 2010 at 9:56 am

    I think those 55 gallon drums should be exported to the middle east. I mean think of how it could help with sand chaffing?

  2. ThePeachy1 says:
    October 1, 2010 at 9:58 am

    good point, but no, this is clearly MY personal use lube. plus, doesn’t sweat help, and I am sure it’s hot over there, plus they have oil right? No honey, this is being used at Kay’s because every kick ass public uncomfortable situation begins with K. ( and donkey has a k in it.) plus the shipping would be outrageous

  3. Justin says:
    October 1, 2010 at 10:13 am

    Well that is still a good plan. One less woman angry helps the environment.

  4. Holly B says:
    October 1, 2010 at 10:33 am

    Im so jelly! I could really use this. Really. I have a door leading to my back deck that squeaks horribly. I want freebies too. Really I do .lol

  5. ThePeachy1 says:
    October 1, 2010 at 11:36 am

    can’t you just beat it with one of the “sex toys” they sent you to review. wait, hold up, ok this all coming together, ( stop it). they sent you the toys, me the lube, clearly we have a special ops assignment coming up where we will be forced to do hand to hand ( stop it) combat against ninja zombies. or whatever.

  6. Marti says:
    October 1, 2010 at 11:58 am

    Dear Gawd it sounds like something they order at the zoo prior to mating season…

  7. ThePeachy1 says:
    October 1, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    well donkey is another word for ???

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