Yep it’s that time of the week where I pull a random post straight off my facebook account and share it with you. Remember if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you need way cooler friends feel free to join us.
Recently, a few of the posts I pulled each had over 100 comments. One was about me taking a shower, and one was about my cat suing me. So the past couple weeks I have pulled shorter ones for your viewing pleasure. Lets not forget the one about the Klondike bar. Not that anyone could think it was ok to put a StarFleet Captain in a speedo but I did and it’s there so get therapy if that didn’t pretty much make you freak out and running screaming towards the haz mat shower and eye rinse station then this weeks surely will.
You need to know I love netflix, a lot. As in pretty much every day and late at night I have something streaming. However Netflix injured me and it was such an affront to my personage that I had to scream it from the top of my facebook status.
So there it is. I was obviously assaulted by Robin Williams penis in broad daylight by netflix.
If you don’t know me, that might sound wierd. If you do know me, well then that might be the most sane thing I say today.
Join us over on Facebook you too can be attacked by Morks Dork.
** No peni ( is that the plural for penis?) were harmed during the making of this post, however, this probably prevented any possible sexy time from happening until we get some therapy.*
It’s not as bad as being assaulted by his penis in the dark.
Not that it matters to me, but I find it curious that my last name, among all your minions, is the only one that is not blacked out.
I try to block out anyone who is does not blog or does not want to be stalked on FB. I always assumed you wanted the additional stalking. But I can totally block your name out if you want, I really hope you make a http://www.sculpeyhell.com/ reenactment.
yea.. i had to go watch the clip!! wow!!! i. just. dont. know. what. to . say….
i can’t believe he left his socks on!!
WHAT? that’s all you took away from this? his socks? ( was it me or where the like mood socks and different color on the feet than the legs?) seriously? the socks? we saw the moobies jiggle, we saw the junk, and you saw socks. wow.
Sweet Jumping Jeebis!! I didn’t even notice he had his socks on.. guess I was too traumatized by his floppy man meat. I’ll take Sarah’s word for it though…… I will *not* go back and look again.
Some things can not be un-seen.
yeah it’s pretty traumatizing. I am thinking a 3 day weekend ( code for drunken rock band) is in order to help cleanse my soul..
I obviously and thankfully missed the movie, the link and most of the conversation of moobies, eyes being bleached out and Peachy being assaulted by the hairy ones wiener. Sounds like I got off easy.
Also, I found it odd that you were all discussing Robin Williams and his junk and this wasn’t a reference to the last twenty-five years of his career. Hmmm…?
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I too, have problems conjugating peni.
I loved the …burn the wii, run over the tv with rental car part…..was it that bad. Oh yeah, Williams’ manjina. Ewww.
That was some good ol’ fashioned fun, right there. Nice job.
This had me laughing until I had tears streaming. Which is bad for me right now. It could mess with my MRSA eye!!
MRSA in your EYE??? OMG !!! not implying that you did or did not probably catch it from seeing robins man junk or anything ( probably did) but dude that shit is serious !! I hope your eye gets better fast !
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