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Tell it Tuesday- My Non Advice

Posted on September 21, 2010 by ThePeachy1 in Peachy Advice - 8 Comments
Tell it Tuesday My NON advice column on BeingPeachy

Every week on Tuesday I pick  3 questions from my email and give what could only be considered as “non” advice.  I have no expertise  other than consistently holding the majority of the first page in google rankings for “epic asshattedness”.   ( yes I am proud).   I am constantly amazed, baffled and dumbfounded that  people are sending me questions, especially the flood of parenting questions I get when if you read my blog you will find out my parenting mantra is , “it’s never too early to make your kids start hating you”.  This provides motivation to go to college or get a job and move out.

Here’s the thing.  I get hit on all 3 of my facebooks, through chat and email,  DM’s on twitter with some of the oddest questions. Like, ” is there a way to cook okra so it’s not slimey?”  uhm  WTF yall…  Yet I never turn anyone down. Instead I hope they just consider the source, I try hard to respond in a timely manner when I am not being attacked by zombie spiders and alien ants.   So today as I was going through the questions  it was suggested to me to use something that had taken place a week or so ago.    So since I had already answered this,  it works for me, less work, less thinking and I changed the names to protect the innocent.  ( if there are any).

tell it tuesday my non advice column help with banging the land lord

offended feminist send complaints to my staff ( cat)

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please your honor think of the children !!!

And there ya have it.  Always thinking long term.  like  5-10 years  but doing 2.5 for  good behavior.  You know, it’s the details that matter.

see you next week for more non advice.

xo

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8 comments on “Tell it Tuesday- My Non Advice”

  1. Holly B says:
    September 21, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Back in the day “banging the landlord” meant rent was due and you spent your rent money on shoes ( which was code for ganja)

  2. Justin says:
    September 21, 2010 at 9:54 am

    Good advice.

  3. quirkyloon says:
    September 21, 2010 at 11:24 am

    Dang! And I was hoping to learn how to cook okra minus the slime.

    *grin*

  4. ThePeachy1 says:
    September 21, 2010 at 11:57 am

    try my other blog, http://www.thepeachy1.blogspot.com wait never mind, nothing about okra there either, just about welfare and octomom.

  5. woman:confused says:
    September 21, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    man is this dude married? This whole “so busy” thing (obviously altered by you) makes me think the dude is married.
    Of course, in that case, I’m torn.
    I mean, married means blackmail which means less rent. Not married means more fun…

  6. ThePeachy1 says:
    September 21, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    First of all anyone who calls me man and uses the word “dude” in the same sentence is cool with me. Yes I did do some serious editing, the names, the pictures and actual details that would narrow down the issue were removed. HOWEVER using all my journalistic integrity ( laugh your ass off here) I did so only to protect my source. This was not sent through my blog email this was an actual on line email conversation, not too different than I have several times a day with people. I do not condone banging married men, or actually even banging anyone for a financial gain. However I do believe that marriage is the oldest profession in the world and anyone who thinks it’s not is in denial but I will still love them.. No important facts were removed or changed. That’s all I have to say about that. ( Mandatory Forrest Gump quote)

  7. woman:confused says:
    September 21, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    Well, see that’s the part that makes me torn. If he’s married then banging him would be morally wrong, although beneficial for the less rent thing!

    Also, I COMPLETELY agree that marriage is the oldest profession. ESPECIALLY when the women weren’t allowed to do anything for financial gain back in the day.

  8. ThePeachy1 says:
    September 21, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    I didn’t’ ask if he was married to be honest. I am guessing he is not. Actually hoping. It’s hard for me to condone the “tiger” type activity. Plus I don’t think the rent is the only benefit she says it’s kick ass.

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