Every week on Tuesday I pick 3 questions from my email and give what could only be considered as “non” advice. I have no expertise other than consistently holding the majority of the first page in google rankings for “epic asshattedness”. ( yes I am proud). I am constantly amazed, baffled and dumbfounded that people are sending me questions, especially the flood of parenting questions I get when if you read my blog you will find out my parenting mantra is , “it’s never too early to make your kids start hating you”. This provides motivation to go to college or get a job and move out.
Here’s the thing. I get hit on all 3 of my facebooks, through chat and email, DM’s on twitter with some of the oddest questions. Like, ” is there a way to cook okra so it’s not slimey?” uhm WTF yall… Yet I never turn anyone down. Instead I hope they just consider the source, I try hard to respond in a timely manner when I am not being attacked by zombie spiders and alien ants. So today as I was going through the questions it was suggested to me to use something that had taken place a week or so ago. So since I had already answered this, it works for me, less work, less thinking and I changed the names to protect the innocent. ( if there are any).
And there ya have it. Always thinking long term. like 5-10 years but doing 2.5 for good behavior. You know, it’s the details that matter.
see you next week for more non advice.