Every week on Tuesday I pick 3 questions from my email and give what could only be considered as “non” advice. I have no expertise other than consistently holding the majority of the first page in google rankings for “epic asshattedness”. ( yes I am proud). I am constantly amazed, baffled and dumbfounded that people are sending me questions, especially the flood of parenting questions I get when if you read my blog you will find out my parenting mantra is , “it’s never too early to make your kids start hating you”. This provides motivation to go to college or get a job and move out.
Here’s the thing. I get hit on all 3 of my facebooks, through chat and email, DM’s on twitter with some of the oddest questions. Like, ” is there a way to cook okra so it’s not slimey?” uhm WTF yall… Yet I never turn anyone down. Instead I hope they just consider the source, I try hard to respond in a timely manner when I am not being attacked by zombie spiders and alien ants. So today as I was going through the questions it was suggested to me to use something that had taken place a week or so ago. So since I had already answered this, it works for me, less work, less thinking and I changed the names to protect the innocent. ( if there are any).
And there ya have it. Always thinking long term. like 5-10 years but doing 2.5 for good behavior. You know, it’s the details that matter.
see you next week for more non advice.
Back in the day “banging the landlord” meant rent was due and you spent your rent money on shoes ( which was code for ganja)
Dang! And I was hoping to learn how to cook okra minus the slime.
try my other blog, http://www.thepeachy1.blogspot.com wait never mind, nothing about okra there either, just about welfare and octomom.
man is this dude married? This whole “so busy” thing (obviously altered by you) makes me think the dude is married.
Of course, in that case, I’m torn.
I mean, married means blackmail which means less rent. Not married means more fun…
First of all anyone who calls me man and uses the word “dude” in the same sentence is cool with me. Yes I did do some serious editing, the names, the pictures and actual details that would narrow down the issue were removed. HOWEVER using all my journalistic integrity ( laugh your ass off here) I did so only to protect my source. This was not sent through my blog email this was an actual on line email conversation, not too different than I have several times a day with people. I do not condone banging married men, or actually even banging anyone for a financial gain. However I do believe that marriage is the oldest profession in the world and anyone who thinks it’s not is in denial but I will still love them.. No important facts were removed or changed. That’s all I have to say about that. ( Mandatory Forrest Gump quote)
Well, see that’s the part that makes me torn. If he’s married then banging him would be morally wrong, although beneficial for the less rent thing!
Also, I COMPLETELY agree that marriage is the oldest profession. ESPECIALLY when the women weren’t allowed to do anything for financial gain back in the day.
I didn’t’ ask if he was married to be honest. I am guessing he is not. Actually hoping. It’s hard for me to condone the “tiger” type activity. Plus I don’t think the rent is the only benefit she says it’s kick ass.