Hi guys, as you know I am on hiatus. That’s the nice way to put in the middle of the woods camping with my daddy and my son. In the sweltering heat with boatloads of insects and animals that want to eat the flesh from my body. Or I could be in the ER. You just never know with me. I am so zany and unpredictable.
Let’s go over the things that happened here early this week before I went “camping”.
Moronic Monday- I spilled the beans about my friend dancing with Mary Jane and our inexplicable escape from a ticket/jail time, that probably made it into the journal of horrible excuses cop hall of fame.
My Non Advice Column on Tell It Tuesday – some poor misguided soul confused me for a famous person, and one mom stood out in a sea of sell out take the easy road parenting and became my new hero.
WTH Wednesday- My non topic free flow day. I pimped out Jason Mayos new kids book “Do Witches make Fishes”, owned up to the fact I am baffled by the emails I get asking for parenting advice and let you know I have a stunt butt double and my dog is in the union.
Fun with Face Book Friends Thursday– last week was about my cat suing me and it got over 100 comments, the week before same thing but the status was a shower. I got emails saying I was making it up so after I hunted those people down and wrote idiot in poop on their forehead I picked a much shorter face book thread but made it long anyway because I used interpretive dance, and I had a little geek stuck to my roller skate wheels, and admitted I am a scifi loving girl, but speedos do not go with starfleet captains.
Funny Fridays- I gave you an email from my dad about Cajun Math, and then a super funny mouse video.
Then of course on Saturday I explained that by the time you guys read all this I could already be a blip on the local news between a douche and hemorrhoid commercial.
So that’s how it went down here on Being Peachy life living in ThePeachyLand. I hope you had a great week and enjoy the long weekend. I am probably taking Monday off, it’s Labor day.